I am not sure how this place name is pronounced precisely but I've decided that, for the purposes of this joke, the proper pronunciation shall be: Fuck-you-ok-eh?
Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash!@standplaatskrk.pl · 5d ago
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash!@standplaatskrk.pl · 5d ago
Hold on, I’m getting a CareBears reboot idea…
Kras Mazov@pepperonidave.bsky.social · 3w agoTag yourself I'm the sun because I'm always eating spicy food.
i text’d my wife that i was having a bad day and to cheer me up she sent me a picture of our cheese drawer in the fridge
This is kind of a joke so I don't want to drag it too hard but accepting this frame of child safety in the first place is stupid. That's not the argument. The argument is that we end up adding to the risk profile of everyone while providing extremely imperfect and incomplete protection.
Cooper Lund@cooperlund.online · last mo.I do not think that a bunch of extremely online weirdos on a niche microblogging website are the right people to ask if social media is harmful for children. Oh, you were online as a kid and you were fine? Are you sure about that? Because you’re here now and look at all of us.
If a social media app ever forces me to verify my identity I will stop using it instead.
whether it’s a drumbeat of prominent leaders claiming that nonwhites are stealing elections, or a first time congressional candidate tweeting “abolish prisons,” it is clear that both sides are becoming increasingly extreme
I wonder sometimes how much of social medias illness is downstream from our inability to socially digest mental illness. We never really developed mores around this aside from like, exile that fucker, so when we encounter this kind of unhinged idea in an environment without the exile option...
Jane Coaston@janecoaston.bsky.social · last mo.this reminds me of this truly majestic post explaining why air conditioning is bad. "these basic laws of nature."
They've built this massive fundraising and communications platform and fancy themselves kingmakers but when anyone asks them to explain what any of that is FOR they just scream and cry and shit themselves like infants. What a disgusting waste of oxygen. Get the fuck out of the way old man.
Jaime Harrison@jaimeharrison.bsky.social · last mo.And let me be clear: I don’t care if you’re progressive, moderate, or conservative. I’ve worked with Democrats across the ideological spectrum. We didn’t always agree, but we understood that building a stronger Democratic Party was part of the job.
If you are to the right of LBJ on civil rights, are to the right of Carter on foreign policy, and are to the right of FDR on economic policy, get the fuck out of my Democratic Party.
This was anonymously leaked by several Timberland Regional Library employees. Includes: Grays Harbor, Lewis, Mason, Pacific, and Thurston Counties.
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to show up in full combat gear on a hot summer day to the pool he filled with algae because he gave a paint job to one of his cigar puffing cronies. you are ordered to stop tourists from touching the green water. good luck soldier
skáld@danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 2mo agonational guard deployed to keep people from touching the reflecting pool
This whole thing is just such a wonderful gift. Every step of the way it just keeps getting more hilarious.
skáld@danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 2mo agonational guard deployed to keep people from touching the reflecting pool
Huh, sounds like some shit a Nazi would say. What a Nazi.
e.w. niedermeyer@niedermeyer.online · 2mo agosomehow achieving a trillion dollar net worth hasn't left our boy feeling any more secure or beloved
Juneteenth is of course more than enough reason for celebration, but I'd also like to add: "Charlie Kirk is dead" to our list of things we can be happy about today.
Jim Swift@jimswift.bsky.social · 2mo agoIronic from the brand that brings you t-shirts and hats that say "FREEDOM." I do think they misunderstand the concept.
I dunno I think in a few years we'll come to understand that this is a fairly reliable indicator of how badly the senior developers are suffering.
Dare Obasanjo@carnage4life.bsky.social · 2mo agoI used to think number of app downloads was the most useless vanity metric until token maxxing.
It took 250 years but American cops finally racially profiled a white guy
NBA Centel (MIRROR)@thenbacentel-m.bsky.social · 2mo agoNYPD thought Tyler Kolek was a fan and almost arrested him 😭😭 Original post
Stone cold tie between Bay12 forums and Kerbal Space Program forums. Nothing else is even kind of close.
JD (by way of Blacksky)@jdot.blacksky.team · 2mo agoCan I ask y’all a genuine question? In all your life online, what’s the greatest social media you’ve ever used?
In case you missed it, the England fans at the world cup are enthusiastically chanting: "He's fat, with piles He's in the Epstein files Trump the Cuunt Trump the Cuuuuuntt!!!" I want to know how the pearl-clutching republican senators are going to handle it if they win.
They’re calling it the decade’s most relevant political cartoon
There are many reasons to protect anonymity online, but one of them is so that survivors of sexual violence and abuse can post about their experiences without being sued into oblivion.
