Macklemore makes music about empathy and making the best of shitty situations and even if they're lame as hell i fuck with him for his unashamed love for humanity.
The Capri Sun Experience
@irrelevantseal.bsky.social
I'm sorry if I've offended anybody. I hope you enjoy my clock
There already is a Catholic Batman and his name is Daredevil.
rob@ok-but-still.bsky.social · 18h agoal pacino is in this lol
Can someone just fucking kill me already
Struggling on the toilet so hard I awaken my powers
If i ever verify my email address here ill post that gif of ceelo green where his phone explodes
Paayyydayyy gonna buy something to finally fill the void that never closes no matter how much i spend
I have nearly a half hour of listenable music written its all coming together
academia is stupid your phd does not mean SHIT to me, dr. dumbass that's u
If you have a unique singing voice dm me
And im looking for a place in my life And im looking for a place in my life And im looking for a place in my life And im looking for a place in my life
Big shot agent on the phone saying this to his client:
Freud would probably think pornhub is the actual gates of hell
These fucking doctors are always telling me what to do
"nooo its not ai we made it look like complete dogshit by HAND"
TONY GRAYSON 🗻@tonycomputerentertainment.com · 3w agoThis is such a brazen lie that you almost have to admire the balls they've got.
when you drive through GTA’s version of New Jersey you can’t pump your own gas and it’s weird as hell
A case of mango pepsi would fix everything rn
Why does my coworker stink so bad every day Why doesn't our breakroom have ventilation He takes off his shirt, coats it in axe body spray, puts it back on, and then spends the day smelling like axe and poop. Did millennials ever learn how to shower
A headline you see halfway through a BobbyBroccoli video called "The Microchip Problem"
Fortune @fortune.com · 4w agoSpaceX and Tesla are building Terafab, a 100-million-square-foot semiconductor manufacturing facility in Grimes County, Texas, more than five times the size of the world’s largest building. https://bit.ly/3TH2Yy6
I've upped the goal one last time!! Can we get this fund for out of work game developers to $250k in the next four days!?
Brandon Sheffield@brandon.insertcredit.com · last mo.In response to the unprecedented number of game developers laid off this year, we have created a bundle on itch to benefit a Game Industry Hardship Fund, managed by @videogameworkers.bsky.social. More than 100 games for 10+ bucks! Please share widely and donate generously! itch.io/b/3802/game-...
How do you guys stop yourself from dreaming about your horrible ex and then looking her up on facebook and then opening your messaging app and th
Everyone, before Stephen King wrote It: What we need is fewer clowns Stephen King (holding up old timey ear trumpet): Eh? What's that you say? sewer clowns?
As a Scorpio in a way you are already dead anyways