They stormed the Capitol. Now they want $1M each from taxpayers and claim the government 'trapped' them. This is what accountability looks like: youtube.com/shorts/-YN8E...

I like how now 90% of cooking sites have a "jump to recipie" button because they finally realized we don't want to hear their life story unless interested.

Propaganda I'm not falling for is that Obsession and Backrooms "re-invigorated the horror genre after years of slop!" as if Sinners and Weapons didn't come out last year. Michael B. Jordan and Amy Madigan literally won Oscars for their performances in those movies. SYBAU

Gotta shut down the factory that makes this kinda guy

So many of you don’t trust in science. Y’all nerd out over these comic book and space movies; but don’t trust in real science. It became evident during COVID lockdowns. My only hope is that a lot of you won’t make it in the next pandemic to continue spreading your bullshit. Thanos was right.

Not sure if Mitch McConnell is dead but journalism certainly is.

I can’t wait for LeBron James’ cameo on Abbott Elementary.

lebron james was born in 1984, five years before the release of unrelated belgian techno anthem “pump up the jam”

Mitch McConnell would have replaced Mitch McConnell a month ago. Why can’t the Dems get their shit together?

Heads up: Taylor Farms lettuce is sold under these brand names: Marketside (sold at Walmart) Earthbound Farm (owned by Taylor Farms) Cross Valley Farms (owned by US Foods) Private labels for Target, Whole Foods (365), and Amazon Fresh. AVOID ALL OF THEM

While we’re on the topic of lettuce in Mexican food, I would like to offer a gentle reminder that lettuce does NOT belong in burritos.

This video of a woman telling an anti-abortion asshole to, "Shut the fuck up" is exactly what I needed to see on a Monday morning

Whole Nation Misses President’s Speech Because Jimothy: tinyurl.com/2tp3na55

it's funny how completely irrelevant and totally forgotten Lindsey Graham is and it hasn't even been a week, what a legacy

Signed my kid up for a public library card a bit ago... Libraries are fucking awesome man. I think anti-library folks should be treated with extreme suspicion. Fund the damn library

This morning in Biddeford, Maine, a 26-year-old man said goodbye to his wife and daughter and left for work. Moments later he was dead, shot in the head by ICE agents, the second man ICE has killed in six days. ICE is killing our neighbors. ICE cannot be reformed. Abolish ICE.

Historically, there’s only a very few people I would “celebrate” dying (Hitler, Mao, Stalin, Jeffrey Dahlmer). But as my profile notes👇, your reputation is built while you’re alive. I remember early in my youth being told that there’s nothing more important than your integrity. Graham had none. Sad.

BlueSky waking up this morning:

Nicholas Cage's Fabulous Smile

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If your man or woman does not love Sade.... questions to be had.

To inspire the team to continue its hard work on behalf of the cause, the board has approved Third Fridays, where we will provide free cheese pizza to the entire staff. Limit one piece per person.

Grocery stores asking you to donate to their charity or round up your bill are the biggest scams on the planet. Why don’t they just donate instead of always pushing the costs back on the customer? Stop laying guilt trips on everyone because your company doesn’t care about people.

If you post a news story and expect me to pay for the news/article then that’s an instant mute and block of your profile. No time for that bullshit.

Just talked to my old friend Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes

Return Of The Living Dead Zombie Rises

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Most Americans think they’re Batman; but they’re really just Robin.