55/400 I could really use some help affording groceries this week!

thiiird person@thiiirdperson.com · 4w ago

Goal: 0/400 USD I need help with groceries & an electric bill this week. I started a new job but I won't start getting paid until next month. I'm relying on direct support to make it through the home stretch! I'm thiiirdperson at cash app, ko-fi, venmo, and paypal. Thanks so much if you can help!

God I love it when people come to Pittsburgh on 4th of July weekend unaware of what's happening

Asawin Suebsaeng@swin24.bsky.social · last mo.

We appear to arrived during a… furry convention??

The Reflecting Pool of Hormuz

i transplanted the akebia from our fence into my little tree sculpture that I've now pulled all the degrading electronics off of. excited to see if it takes root and gets all bushy

Guy who gets Jefferey Epstein and Elon musk confused dictating a bumper sticker: I bought it before he didn’t kill himself

we got married :)

i'm $50 overdrafted today and we need food very soon. any help you could send would be a huge help. it all adds up.

thiiird person@thiiirdperson.com · 2mo ago

I really need some help! Been jobless for a long time and money is very low. I have bills piling up and my family needs groceries. I'm relying on direct support to make it through this struggle. Any amount helps a whole lot. I'm 'thiiirdperson' at cash app, ko fi, venmo, and paypal. Thank you!

congratulations, graduates. i'm honored to speak at your commencement. this is a proud moment for you, your family, and your friends. the future is in your hands. and the most important task of the future is to feed the Gaping Maw (students start booing, one student yells "fuck the gaping maw")

how slutty should i dress for our combo bachelor/ette party. lossibly relevant context: i was told to bring a board game

Incredible

enough. i’m tired of github actions. it’s time for github consequences

github bot that autocloses every issue after 5 minutes by saying "the purpose of a system is what it does"

me when i don't want to pay my taxes but i keep getting mail from the IRS

jordan@jordanjamboree.pittbert.gay · 3mo ago

I think anyone giving that letter from the government extra exposure right now is straight up being a bad actor

god i hate landlords

new zealander everlee wihongi was due to meet with her lawyer yesterday. then ICE moved her to their most notorious tent facility in texas: 3000 people, highest death rate, most sexual assaults. and today, she disappeared off the system. please RT: www.webworm.co/everleehasdi...

Everlee Has Disappeared

Everlee Wihongi was transferred by ICE to the notorious "Camp East Montana" at Fort Bliss, Texas. Then she disappeared.

webworm.co

chuck taylor always has my back, thank you chuck taylor

rainy@itsrainy.bsky.social · 5mo ago

fucked up that i have to find shoes to wear for my wedding instead of just floating on an ethereal mist 4 inches off the ground

happy kinky reclamation of traditional family roles day to all who celebrate

we've sold your mortgage to Mr. Cooper. it's literally owned by Cenlar. PennyMac sold it to Fannie Mae. dude it's literally in the Newrez portal. you can now pay your mortgage on Amerihome. Shellpoint has purchased your mortgage from Rocket. just log into Roundpoint to pay right now.

unexpected root canal 10 days before my wedding let's gooo 👰‍♀️🦷

don't worry everyone, we're going to launch the omelas kids into low-earth-orbit so you don't have to think about them anymore

i hurt my back lifting sticks today I can feel my 20s slipping away from me

catch me screaming this prompt into a taco bell algorithmic drive thru, on foot, in your neighborhood soon

Karl Bode@karlbode.com · 3mo ago

"Never hallucinate or make anything up." yes, you can just demand that the LLM not make errors that's definitely how the technology works

*gestures vaguely at the world* this guy bothering you queen?

need a bumper sticker for my f-150 that says "i bought this before elon transitioned"

me: *excitedly explaining that you can turn almost any planning task into an np-hard problem if you squint hard enough* our caterer: you're a week late on your second payment

rainy@itsrainy.bsky.social · 3mo ago

asking my wedding guests to rate their level of beef with one another, turning the seating chart into a graph partitioning problem

asking my wedding guests to rate their level of beef with one another, turning the seating chart into a graph partitioning problem

Living sorta near a zoo is wild because any time I'm in my house there's a tiger about 2500 feet away

i need to get a lot of donations this week if i'm gonna be able to afford bills and basics for my family. maybe you can help! thanks so much for anything you're able to give.

thiiird person@thiiirdperson.com · 3mo ago

It's v tough to land a job in my field and I'm still looking, while staying sober and managing my bipolar. I'm trying to afford food for my family and pay some bills due this week. I need direct support to make ends meet. I'm thiiirdperson at Cash App, Ko-Fi, Venmo, and Paypal. Thanks so much!