sorry guys i know it sounds like shit but i learned on youtube that tuning a guitar will break it forever so we just gotta deal with it i guess
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This is the only thing every single company does now
dog was acting like he was in pain last night and kept me up til like 1am trying to figure it out. totally fine this morning. wtf bro
Talk to “my primary care provider”? …i dont see what My Wife has to do with any of this,
coworker was showing me some racing thing on his phone and he got a notification from Hentai Gang on snapchat lmao
everything i’ve ever posted is my worst draft. i keep my best posts for myself like a collection of butterflies, never to see the light of day again
officer: 912, what’s your emergency? me: 912? this.. this isn’t the cops, is it? officer: that’s 911, 912 is fashion police me: well i need help. i just got stabbed a bunch, and the dude who did it is getting away officer: okay. what is he wearing?
[trying to get the voodoo meeting back on track] let's put a pin in this for now
If I had two buttholes I could shit twice as fast
is that your man outside the function casting magic wards on the house?
getting addicted to AI is like going to rehab for Ambien, it's nothing to laugh about but i also don't have to take it seriously
explicitly telling my young coworkers i will be PTOmaxxing and not to textmog me
Jk Rowling: centaurs are very proud creatures. One would never dare to ask to ride one. That is, if one valued their LIFE….. Interviewer: that’s so interesting. Now tell me a bit about Chinese wizards Jk Rowling, pulling back her eyes:
i left twitter when they let the nazis in and i’ll do it again
The Verge@theverge.com · 2d agoBluesky's new CEO Toni Schneider on the platform's reputation for being a liberal bubble: "Yes, we definitely want that to change. It is already changing. It certainly wasn’t designed to attract one specific group of people."
There are two kinds of people on the highway: those who should live and those who should die. I am The Decider.
i’ll tell you what jack, you take that blue pill you’ll wake up right as r.. next day won’t remember nothin, but you take that red pill and it’ll slap you around like a , well, like you never been before and you’ll wake up and see where this here rabbit hole really goes!
listened to the new avenged sevenfold
Fabolous Reacts to Sound
Alt: Fabolous Reacts to Sound
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turned off all genAI in adobe reader via the settings and it still gives me LLM text descriptions of images that are just wrong as fuck, man this shit is so ass
boss yelling at me for messing up at work and i raise my shirt over my head to make myself appear bigger so he will leave
sun tzu at mechanic: alright mr tzu, your car is all fixed up it'll run you about- sun tzu: perhaps we could discuss this in a different location mr tzu your bill? sun tzu: tell me about the bill in a bog. mr tzu. sun tzu: I will be on the adjacent high ground.
that’s my buddy dave i smashed his knee with a hammer because he was too perfect
there needs to be an out of office for mutuals that go on break
headstrong, i head you strong, headstrong, i’ll head strong anyone i’m headstrong im headstrong
doing a land acknowledgement before blowing donuts in the Dollar Tree parking lot