James Eastham

@jameseastham.co.uk

Developer | International Speaker | Microsoft MVP | AWS Community Builder | Endurance Athelete Talking Serveless at Datadog | ex-AWS All views are my own. He/Him

Consistent humanism means opposing the genocide in Gaza, AND antisemitism. It means opposing the US/Israeli invasion of Iran AND the Iranian regime's murder of its own people. It means opposing the US/UK invasion of Iraq AND the Russian invasion of Ukraine. It means confronting violence everywhere.

No one expected Keir Starmer to solve our pressing problems overnight. But what we did expect – and had every right to expect – was that he would lay out a clear vision and roadmap for doing so. Instead, we’ve had drift, appeasement and a startling absence of ideas, values and ambition. 🧵1/6

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Serverless & Open Telemetry ❤️ Better Together

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Every time I hear an exec of a tech company, an AI company, or some billionaire talk about how AI is going to change industry X it makes me sad. Obviously the idea of not having to pay people makes you want that outcome. Yet sometimes I feel like there's only a subset of the world who sees it 🤷🏻

I'm sorry but I really struggle to understand shit like this. Amazon invest in Anthropic who agree to buy Amazon chips. It's all feels very you scratch my back I'll scratch yours to make all of our numbers look better. Shareholder value at all costs right! As long as the line goes up all is good.

Ars Technica@arstechnica.com · 4mo ago

The investment is the latest example of circular financing during the AI boom—the practice of tech companies investing in AI startups to help the latter buy products or services from the original investors.

The post-AI-bubble regulation should start by making it illegal to do circular deals - money invested cannot be used to pay for services, money invested cannot be used for buying hardware, etc, etc. Hell, I'm game for making it illegal to invest in customers at all.

Ars Technica@arstechnica.com · 4mo ago

The investment is the latest example of circular financing during the AI boom—the practice of tech companies investing in AI startups to help the latter buy products or services from the original investors.

Microsoft: "We are adding Copilot AI to all our products, and if that means building datacenters that will consume more power than a small city, that's the price we all have to pay." Also Microsoft: "Whoa there skippy! Showing SECONDS in your system tray clock uses more power! You sure about this?"

A screenshot of the Windows 11 Control Panel, with an arrow highlighting the new setting which enables showing seconds in the system track clock.

How often have you joined a new team or worked with someone more experienced and they've said "Just use a ......" Just use a queue. Just use an outbox. Oh, for that you just need to use the saga pattern. Fear not, I've got your back. Packaged up as a nice interactive website. justuseaqueue.com

Sorry, you’re telling me that something that doesn’t feel pain, doesn’t have lactic acid build up, doesn’t need adequate hydration or electrolytes, doesn’t need to pee, and doesn’t get tired is only 6 minutes faster than humans? you’ve fucked up a perfectly good Roomba.

CNN@cnn.com · 4mo ago

Lightning, a running robot developed by Chinese smartphone maker Honor, finished a 21-kilometer (13 mile) run in Beijing in a stunning 50 minutes and 26 seconds, beating the human world record by more than six minutes. https://cnn.it/4mLRxQ8