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DJ/actor/model/failson/dipshit/shitposter. Glory to you, and your house (Not actually a bottom)
Hey man if you think "nobody listens to woody guthrie and pete seger's music" then that's a you mistake
it's counterintuitive to drivers that never bike but this is safer, and more efficient for everyone. However, it really only works if drivers do what they are supposed (read: bound by license) to and stop completely at every sign.
I don't usually stop at stop signs on my bike and I'm tired of pretending that I should. I'm also not blasting through them at 30mph without looking or something, I usually slow down to assess and then pedal on through if it's clear or slow WAY down to allow a car to go first and then pedal through.
Fucked up that those luddites want to ban this. The commumists are gonna send armed police to your house and steal the GPU out of your gaming rig to prevent this.
Q: What's the large muscular organ in a woman's chest called? A: The heart? Q: I'm sorry, Bob. It's the SPLEEN. The spleen. freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2...
Ed Sheeran being a big ol pussy and/or complicit in genocide is extremely funny to me b/c British Cracker Stomp Clap Music is a fucking scourge.
What did Ed Sheeran think was going to happen? Macklemore has been on the Free Palestine beat for years
btw Kanye did a song Heil Hitler and no one stepped in to oppose his tour(s), which is ongoing. In fact, Kanye is scheduled to perform at one of the stadiums Macklemore has been stopped from being at.
Rapper Macklemore has been dropped from Ed Sheeran’s tour after he made a “Free Palestine” speech on stage earlier this month
English people found this and are confusing my lack of regard for a lack of knowledge. They're very upset and hime it elevates their heart rates until they regret all those Full English Breakfasts
Yeah no they can just say "fuck you we're doing our own thing we dont care about your dumbass harry potter fuckin sorting hat laws, what are you gonna do about it bitch" and just peace out. America did and never looked back
Watching the Golden Girls and trying to figure out which of the Young Ones they’d be. Sophia as Vyvyan and Blanche as Mike Thecoolguy. Dorothy as Rik and Rose as Neil make sense, but I could also see swapping those two.
somewhere deep in the bowels of EA exists a lossless uncompressed version of this voice line, it must be found and unleashed youtu.be/hEjXuuwI0oE
Reticulating Splines
YouTube video by Andrew Rohne
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now everything is Clippy and ppl act surprised that we hate it
Like I couldn't write. Why, because I'm BLACK, Clippy???
"Instagram is brainwashing my mom" okay sure i guess that's possible but when i open Instagram it just shows me videos of sweet model train layouts and like Turkish menswear influencers. Chinese drop forging factories and "weird polish idioms". Maybe your mom just sucks at the internet????
A windows machine has reminded me once again why i prefer linux
Yo. This is the union calling for a boycott. Here in America people like to say "Well I was already boycotting Starbucks!" No you were not. You were just choosing not to buy their stuff. That is not a boycott. A boycott is an organized, collective activity. "I" don't boycott: we do.
We have power in numbers, and we'll continue to fight for a better Starbucks. Support us by BOYCOTTING STARBUCKS until the company finalizes fair union contracts with workers! boycottstarbucks.net
for two months, I've been flying drones over Flock cameras to situation them in space and geography; I even got my commercial drone license in order to do it. I'd like to share this project with you all: it's called Records Of Enemy Surveillance: recordsofenemysurveillance.com
so my village has been having a lot of issues. rather than deal with any of them, i grabbed a goat and had all the villagers pile their blame and hate onto the goat. while we were getting ready to drive it into the woods (and absolve ourselves) the goat BIT ME????? RUDE?!?
"I am for the dignity and safety and equal rights of trans people everywhere. Fuck you. The end." "I do not believe you care about this issue. You are lying. In fact you're a straight up weirdo for fixating on kids' genitals so much. That is odd behavior. Let kids run around with their friends."
I do not believe you care about this
You are lying
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Mayor Johnson my support for your reelection campaign is contingent on one thing and one thing only. Will you pledge to take action on the only program i care about
I hope all the runoff water from this storm is diverted through a series of pumps, channels, and sewage mains directly into the Book Club basement. I hope mayor Johnson personally is turning wheel valves to divert the water. I hope he's wearing an OSHA-approved hard hat!
“why are all the ai ceos all of a sudden saying this weird thing?” burning man was last week and this may actually just be the explanation
obama ran on closing guantanamo and then didn’t. think about how much easier doing extraordinary rendition on the nice mexican dad in your kid’s third grade class is for the trump admin bc they didn’t have to build it back up.
My gammy had a saying, "Hit A to hot-swap an item from your first inventory slot." Gosh i miss her.
It’s like my mom used to say: “Distract the security guard”
I think it's fine for young republican men to let off steam, but in less of a figurative sense and more of a "McReady blasts The Thing with a flamethrower" sense.
At this point, I think we need to realize that a love of Hitler & Nazism is baked into the GOP JD Vance says that when young Republican leaders—up to the age of forty—express their Nazism, they’re just “young guys letting off steam” & we should give them grace 😳 www.politico.com/news/2025/10...
Steroid use should be mandatory in pro sports. Not a joke thats my actual opinion
"don't you care about fairness in sports?" No actually, I don't. Nobody does