Jeff Abraham
@jeffabraham.bsky.social
Husband, dad to two kids. Curious, and trying to learn more. Living in Seattle, but still a Canucks fan. Skiing at Baker. Working at MSFT. My opinions are my own.
The funniest possible way for Newfoundland to celebrate every holiday would be to start it 12 hours late and have it run halfway into the next day.
Some communities in Newfoundland and Labrador celebrate a civic holiday, while others do not. St. John's has a civic holiday on the date of the Royal St. John's Regatta, while Harbour Grace does the same for their regatta. 📸 Darren Calabrese 🧵9/11
Go to the sea, they said; it'll be good for you, they said. Meanwhile, my hair looks like I'm the result of the guy from The Prodigy hate fucking an SOS pad.
In a rental house and per the standard I can't find anything so will now be making 17 jiggers of pancakes.
Remembering the time that Katherine and I made cauliflower soup and the whole house smelled like fart before we even ate any of it and smelled worse after and the leftovers went into the freezer labeled "FART SOUP" and we never ended up eating them.
If your cat has been injured due to the fires, Spokane Cat Clinic is offering help.
Important. #wawx Public radio is simulcasting all coverage KHQ's wall-to-wall coverage is being simulcast by public radio stations across the region
This is “one of the most catastrophic events we've seen in our lifetime here in Spokane," KHQ anchor @KHQSean says, noting it's impossible to know many homes have already burned. Now it's sunset. "Tomorrow morning is going to be devastating for our community," @KHQLeslie says.”
Just flagging for people who live in Seattle @niais.bsky.social ? There's a Haitian-American coffee shop using Haitian coffee and Haitian inspired flavors. I haven't been, alas, because I haven't been to Seattle since like IDK 2015?
Bonhomie Coffee Bar | Seattle Mobile Espresso Cart
Mobile espresso bar serving Haitian inspired espresso and coffee drinks in Seattle, WA. Private events, pop-ups, and markets.
bonhomiecoffee.co
Teaching my daughter the fine art of fly tying with whatever materials you have at hand, and the occasional four letter word. This as yet unnamed fly pattern turned out to be a redhead. She did most of the tying with some assistance.
It's absolutely wild to me that I took this photo with my phone. Technology is astounding sometimes. Also, wildfire smoke is bad for you, and bad for the moon.
Are we sure the sunfish wasn't actually a billionaire's yacht in disguise?
Orcas filmed ramming sunfish so hard it explodes in a cloud of scraps
What the fuck kind of war criminal picks Grape Nuts as their favorite cereal? Jesus Christ, just eat kitty litter and save the money.
The data. First mentioned, all time favorite only. I combined variants where I felt like it. No mixes.
Did you know that you could just go places on a Monday when you dont have a job? Big employment doesnt want you to know.
In February, USA Rugby banned trans women from all levels of one of the world’s most inclusive sports. What happened next was telling. Across the country, teams refused to comply. The story of the Baltimore Ferals, who are pushing back: www.thebanner.com/sports/rugby...
Me to every soccer player who falls down: OH GET UP FAKER! Me to that guy who just got launched to the moon: Yeah you can roll around for a bit if you need to.
A quick word on Taco Bell: That's where we found the suspected lettuce, and it's not bc Taco Bell is gross. It's bc Taco Bell is REALLY GOOD at tracing product! Keeping track of exactly where they got their ingredients, & exactly what restaurants each shipment of ingredients went to!
I saw The Super Mario Bros. (2023) movie in a theater rented out for a six year old's birthday party and it was by far the best way to see it. A sample of the audience participation: "The star makes you invincible." "What does that mean?" "It means no one can see you."
When I saw SPEED RACER (2008) the theater was full of kids who ran through the aisles making race car noises during the racing scenes. The ideal way to watch the film. Recreate it if you can.
Poasters out there causing Code: Threads.
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The creator of Roger Rabbit (who is 85 years old by the way) is a good sort Crossposted with @openvibe.social
Sending my 9 year old to toilet camp so he can perfect his technique.
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On some level, it's kind of an achievement that literally every person in the White House is so committed to grifting.
that's it, I'm done. finished with this. someone fly me to another planet abcnews.com/US/white-hou...
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