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@jenpea.bsky.social

You can take the girl out of Essex but you can't take the Essex out of the girl Currently slightly peeved in Loughborough Junction

The sooner BBC links its online access to paying for the licence fee the better off the organisation will be The alternative is more cuts to quality & standards. In which case it won’t be long before we’ve all moved on #R4today

Under a Binface government, anyone who doesn’t accept human-made climate change as fact will be sent back to school, from Year 1 right the way to A Levels, to see if anything goes in the second time round. #VoteBinface

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Nigel Farage quitting as an MP to avoid scrutiny is a perfect example of the Streisand Effect. With no other candidates except Count Binface, the media have nothing better to do than dig deep into Farage for a whole month. Every upturned stone reveals things wriggling under it.

There is ONE thing I am looking forward to this heatwave: Pictures of paschal candles that have melted in churches. Here's an example from a few years ago. It's my favourite phenomenon. Because, well... Look at it.

A massive candle that's flopped completely over in its stand... It's quite phallic, if you're childish.

The UK is only in debt because it Privatised everything. If Margaret Thatcher had never existed and we never privatised Oil, Gas, Electricity, Airports, Water, Mail, Rail, Rolls Royce, British Airways... We would have Trillions of Pounds and own everything, just like Norway.

“Real scientists are delighted when they find out they're wrong... There are too many people in this world who want to be right. And too few who just want to know.” — Brian Cox

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I'm protecting the country from these fucking Muslim bastards raping our young daughters" said a white Scottish man arrested after 5 people were stabbed in Edinburgh. Nigel Farage, Rupert Lowe, Robert Jenrick, Kemi Badenoch. Blood on your hands.