me when i come into work and github is experiencing issues and ruining my day
Phil Goodman@jens.bigdipshit.com · 6d agome when I come into work and microsoft 365 is down and ruining my day
im sorry i can’t hear you i am listening to king gizzard and the lizard wizard live at field of vision 2026
me when I come into work and microsoft 365 is down and ruining my day
i will never not recommend this movie. bellucci, clive and giamatti?? get the heck out of here
Matt Brown@mattbrown.bsky.social · 2w agoHey so if Taylor and I wanted to get loaded tonight and watch a stupid action movie (emphasis on stupid) do any of you have any recommendations? The sort of thing you could follow and enjoy after adult beverages or are only sorta paying attention
People in the replies seem confused so: slop is a genre invented by humans. Mr Beast videos, for example: hyper-optimized for the algorithm, soulless, plastic. Pre-AI. AI slop is merely a mass-produced reflection of the worst parts of human nature, at scale. It's really bad! But we did it first.
Annie💀@anniemay.bsky.social · 4w agothis is a real screenshot from the game Weed Shop 4
Texans across our state are speaking out against irresponsible AI data centers. Wall Street and the corporatists shouldn't get to drain our water, drive up our power bills, and reshape our communities without Texans having a say.
Wile E. Coyote, despaired, takes a bucket of paint and a brush and paints a beautiful two-bedroom house on a mountainside. He paints a beautiful coyote wife in the window, and two adorable coyote kids running around in the yard. He tries to enter this new coyote life, but it is inaccessible to him
While many of you are likely yelling "GO ARGENTINA!" or "GO SPAIN!" I'm yelling "GO ROBERT MUELLER and the rule of law!"
gonna open a sno cone truck that plays midwest emo covers on a steel drum
Parker Molloy@parkermolloy.com · last mo.my english professor from college (the guy from weird science that wasn’t anthony michael hall) had the hobbit on the curriculum for his british literature course
Lincoln Michel@thelincoln.bsky.social · last mo.The big literary discourse on twitter right now is whether The Hobbit—a children’s book that won children’s lit awards and was literally written for the author’s children—is appropriate reading for children or in fact such a difficult book most adults can’t “get their head around” it.
country roads fill my hole flick my bean lick my balllllllls
football is a game of inches. but soccer is a game of feet! haha hope you’re having fun tonight
It is the dawn of a new era. Hear our battle anthem. Welcome to the new InfoWars.
This talk of Sony discontinuing physical media is really going to adversely impact my local GameStop. What? They closed three years ago? No, sorry, I didn't notice. I've been buying most of my games digital because it's a lot easier and faster and I don't have to listen to some warranty sales pitch.
when you live in texas and somebody starts talking about the philadelphia eagles
USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST@blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 2mo agoWho the hell cares about the birds? Screw the birds!
the only place texans hate more than california is probably oklahoma
Team Talarico@teamtalaricohq.bsky.social · 2mo agoKen Paxton says he often doesn’t want to be in Texas and prefers spending time in California, where he grew up, instead: “I like places in California, even though I don’t like to admit that I go to California, but it’s beautiful.”
