Trump's blond now. So that happened.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 3h ago

is Trump rocking a wig, or what the hell is going on here?

I’m planning to gain the ability to turn invisible at will.

FinTwitter@fintwitter.bsky.social · 11h ago

$SPCX - SPACEX PLANS MOON FACTORIES POWERED BY HUMANOID ROBOTS

VR porn has improved a lot in the last 40 years, some people are just philistines

Constantine@ajaxsinger.bsky.social · 22h ago

Food, man. Food is so much better than it was in 1986. All of it. Poor-people food, restaurant food, fresh food, frozen food. Food is just a hell of a lot better.

I don't think people are ready for this kind of joke yet.

Eagerly awaiting an explanation of how THIS is all Biden’s fault.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 4d ago

Lord

god shut the fuck up

political parties should pick their general election candidates in backrooms

Gabapentin hit hard last night. Fell into a super deep sleep at 11pm and woke up at 3am. Is it insomnia if you’re annoyed and bored and in the dark and alert and rested and refreshed? Either way, not a fan.

The same thing happens with any program. You didn’t write the instructions correctly. There seems to be a belief an LLM is thinking or has “misunderstood” something. All that happened in your hypo is the sequence of words you typed got parsed based on a word sequence frequency database.

Someone who has been here since he was three years old is an American. I don't give a shit about paperwork. And obviously, no one of any nationality should die this way, but I must point out the absurdity of this fascist blood-and-soil rhetoric that our immigrant neighbors are "unassimiliated."

Eric Umansky@ericumansky.bsky.social · 6d ago

Prisciliano Trejo Ricano came to the U.S. at 3yrs old. ICE took him this June. He was 29. He told his family he didn't feel right but ICE wouldn't give him medical attention. After a month, ICE finally moved him to a hospital Prisciliano died five days later enlacelatinonc.org/en/Young-Mex...

This medical bracelet is oddly specific

“Your [airlines] were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.” -Dr. Ian Malcolm

Qantas Plane Flies For More Than 24 Hours In Record-Breaking Flight - Slashdot

Qantas completed a record-breaking 24-hour, 24-minute test flight from Melbourne to Toulouse on Tuesday. "The specially adapted A350-1000ULR airliner is due to debut with the Australian carrier's nons...

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Soldier. Alternatively, music teacher, which would not have gone well for anyone, so I’d probably have been sent to the army anyway. Does the neighboring commune have anything we want?

Revan@revan.eurosky.social · last wk.

Enough “what would you do on the commune questions” If you got sent back 100 years and were given your grandparent’s job, what are you doing?

‘k

Carl Quintanilla@carlquintanilla.bsky.social · last wk.

(Bloomberg) - Larry Ellison and his family would be on the hook for $9.8 billion if Paramount Skydance Corp.’s deal to buy Warner Bros. Discovery Inc. falls apart. @bloomberg.com $PSKY $ORCL www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

I have two cats that used to do this for years. They’d stand up in the corner of the room, and throw their heads back and yowl. As far as we can tell, they thought listening to the echos was fun. Now one of them just stands in the bathtub and does the same.

gatos fazendo gatices@gatinarios.bsky.social · last wk.

One thing that has changed since I was a kid is that old people used to have much better manners than young people. Now if the guy behind you on the airplane is playing phone games with the sound on, odds are good he’s in his sixties.

Choose whether your worst enemy gets $50K or a 50% chance at $1M.

Trump bombed so badly at the White House Correspondents Dinner Jake Tapper is writing a book about how Joe Biden isn’t funny.

I shall form a SPAC to raise funds to acquire this and future anticipated coin flips, attracting $258M in capital from investors. I will take a $500K/year management fee while we wait for the coin flip market to fully develop.

Conservatives in 2016: TRIGGERED LIB???? Conservatives in 2026: We are installing trigger warnings in the Smithsonian

If you could flip a coin and heads made giraffes speak French and tails made penguins capable of doing nuclear physics but if you didn’t flip the coin, you’d get a free six piece chicken nugget meal from McDonalds, wbat would you do? What then, huh? Think carefully.

I honestly can’t tell if this shirt is supposed to be pejorative or an enthusiastic endorsement.

PatriotTakes 🇺🇸@patriottakes.bsky.social · 2w ago

Some say he is dreamy

is he going to a kegger or a dignified transfer of the remains of troops who died because of his senseless war? hard to tell from his tone

Democrats are more of a loose affiliation of dissenters, so they’re less likely to go full-cult like MAGA, but *someone* has to be the nominee and there’s a risk we’ll end up have to choose from a gallery of grifters and unprincipled frauds.

Jeffrey F Steiner@jfs.bsky.social · 2w ago

This demonstrates my point that Trump is a symptom of politics becoming just a form of entertainment. It’s not real, it’s content. Voters want fun and validation. MAGA found their star in Trump, and the left is still looking for theirs. It could absolutely get worse.

I had to check the responses to that one in Twitter and it was just a lot of “Huh? What? What are you trying to say here?”

Seth Cotlar@sethcotlar.bsky.social · 3w ago

This administration, supposedly representing the “real” salt of the earth Americans, is filled with people like this who have no idea how Americans actually live. For context, each Taco Bell outlet serves about 900 people PER DAY and there are over 300 Taco Bells in Michigan.

So Trump is going full-Lindell I guess.

white house sources close to president trump are saying his bodily swelling and nesting behavior the past several months are indicative of what is “almost certainly” a hysterical pregnancy and are asking the american people to play along during a prime time tour of “baby’s room”

He also threatened that "the United States will look elsewhere" which I guess means we'll just start bordering a different country entirely. I've heard Finland does a good job raking their forests, maybe the US should select them as our next neighbor to the north.

J. D.@jdetc.bsky.social · 3w ago

Act on our own?! What are you gonna do, invade Manitoba?!

The only thing this graph is telling me is that older people are older. The youths haven’t had as long as adults.

Fannie Jack Hammer@0hbetave.bsky.social · 3w ago

I actually don't think is far off from reality. 3B people in this world, and between people I know IRL and what TikTok has opened my eyes to. I think it's more common than we think.