Jonathan J Hammersley(2026 version)
@jhammersley.bsky.social
Psych Prof & MPA program chair; Direct a mental health minor; study addiction, psychopathology, treatments; Biking, Halloween, Nostalgia, Dad jokes, Random nonsense! You know I'm a dreamer but my heart's of gold https://www.wiu.edu/cas/psychology/later.php
Got to meet up w/ some family members (my mom, my bro, and my nephew) and sample some bourbon flights in KY
My department is hiring 2 (TWO!) Tenure Track faculty in Developmental Psych and Biological Psych, to start Fall 2027. Deadlines 9/1 (Developmental) and 10/1 (Biological). More info here: www.carleton.edu/psychology/i.... Reach out with questions! carleton.wd1.myworkdayjobs.com/en-US/Carlet...
Assistant Professor in Developmental Psychology
The Carleton Psychology Department is seeking candidates for a tenure-track Assistant Professor position in Developmental Psychology (preferably with a focus on social, personality, and/or identity de...
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Something can be both a brute fact and a social construct. The distance between points A and B? Brute fact. Unit of measurement to describe the distance (cm, inches, rods, parsecs)? Social construction. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
your apartment, the sport of basketball, and the Republic of Korea are all social constructs. mere recognition of this fact does not actually make the question of whether you are standing in your own apartment, playing basketball, or a Korean national up in the air until settled by op ed editors
Post the first album you ever bought. 🎼🎶 #MusicSky The first was surely something like boy George or Madonna, but the ones I recall most vividly and fondly were these KISS albums. I just loved the album covers showing the band in their face paint. I soon grew to love their music too
Post the first album you ever bought. #MusicSky
My mom still talks about the time she had to read a Chicken Little book constantly on a car ride from Illinois to Florida when I was about 3 or 4 years old. (I'm 50 and she's now 75). Apparently I would chant chicken little! Again!
At 7 AM this morning we were delighted to discover baby has begun to hand a book to their mum or me to signal they want to be read to. New! Adorable! It is 8:30. They are handing the same book over for approximately the thirtieth time with equal determination. It is no longer adorable.
MLB players are the thoroughbred horses of the human world in that if you take your eye off them for a second they will get loose and find some completely novel Looney Tunes way to suffer a catastrophic injury
Heading on a road trip soon to visit my bro. Need a new playlist. What are some of the best road trip songs?? Obviously starting with Holiday Road and On the road Again
Muppet Road Trip
Alt: Muppets singing Road Trip!
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Watching the 1987 Masters of the Universe movie with my son and he just said "ahhh Skeletor looks like a boiled, rotten potato man!" And you know what, he's right. He kind of does!
Finally catching up on some podcast episodes I've had in the queue for some time and enjoyed this one. Also pleasantly surprised to hear @marcuscrede.bsky.social featured so prominently! And btw I still get newsletters in 2026 from my kids' school talking about grit as a character trait to focus on!
Episode 51: Grit In 2013, education reformers decided to fix America's schools the old-fashioned way: By consulting the 16th most popular Ted Talk. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/g...
I'm sorry but had this stuck in my head since I saw an ad in Chicago last week. In the tune of Red Red Wine: Wet Hot Bee-e-eef
when my child misbehaves i make him go stare at the old Hardee’s fry statue
Anyone prone to Trypophobia? I'll label these as graphic just in case, but they're just some stumps with lots of holes that I thought were kinda cool. Bee holes even 😄
Anyone going to the St. Louis Ren faire this fall? Not sure which weekend we're going yet, but people can enter to win free tickets here if interested app.hive.co/l/3z1b8c
Oh man, the difference between 84° & not much humidity, and 93° with high humidity is huge. Well feels like about 28° difference actually
You got a war face? LET ME SEE YOUR WAR FACE
You got a war face? LET ME SEE YOUR WAR FACE
Sometimes I park in the driveway instead of the garage if I have to turn around and pick up a kid in 30 mins. But then 2 mins after I come into the house I notice a car in the driveway and for a second get suspicious and go who's here!?
Urkel's Intense Stare
Alt: Steve Urkel's Intense & Suspicious Stare
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From when Paul the Trombonist accidentally texted his wife with voice transcription on while practicing:
say what you will about AI, always-on voice recording and auto dictation has been a game changer for my workflows. Save post and close app. Yeah Footlong meatball sub on white. No veggies. Don't toast it. Ranch and barbecue sauce. Yeah, ranch and bargecue sauce. More. More. Little more please
My daughter's joke just now, after her morning Yoga class: Namaste. Now amma stay home, and order a pizza 😎
it's called X Money because your money is going to break up with you
My wife has to do ChatGpt training for consulting work she does during the summer. An online webinar. I told her she should just blow it off & have an AI bot just summarize it later. Why would the company object?
Interviewer: list five words that describe your character Me: Efficient
Interviewer: list five words that describe your character Me: are you fucking kidding me