Joey Devine

@joey-devine.bsky.social

Look I don’t like that I moved here either

/bursting into a voting site on the day of a Republican Senate primary election, totally covered in honey and chased loudly by bees "Who is the most fucked up guy? Which one, quickly!"

If I’ve learned anything from the Persona games it’s that every Japanese teen friend group consists of: a wealthy heiress, the student body president, a star athlete with an injury, a famous model/singer, a child detective, a robot OR an animal, & the most annoying boy alive

Every time someone calls Dr. House, Greg, I get genuinely surprised and say out loud: “WHO’S GREG?!?? His name is… GREG?!?” I am on season 3. This has happened dozens of times.

In the my career mode of NBA2k this year you get video messages from Karl Anthony Towns and he’s wearing a hat that they’ve keyed out the logo on so it looks like he has a hole in his head.

Bild

In the new Lincoln lawyer book he’s suing an AI company and at one point they say he’s thinking about putting the AI chatbot on the witness stand and then he doesn’t and I’ve never been madder

every “zohran mamdani isn’t the future of the democratic party” post always ends with “the future of the party is actually this guy who sucks that only 80 year olds who are about to die think is dope”

My dream job? Being the fake twitch streamer in an ad for a shitty mobile game on Instagram. I was BORN to say lines like “queens gambit is a strategic tower defense game” and “oh no! The big guy is getting my walls.” in the most wooden way possible.