Jonathan Hatfull

@jonathanhatfull.bsky.social

Former professional writer on film/TV/books, now just talking about them and my cat whenever someone lets me. Horror person. Half of Dundee’s Bizarro Video Club, Minnesota Wild fan, writing things. He/him

I will always love that Larry Cohen wrote Phone Booth, a movie about a man who can’t get off the phone but can’t move, and Cellular, a movie about a man who can’t get off the phone and has to keep moving, and that they got made within two years of each other

Phone Booth posterCellular poster

I watched Larry Cohen’s The Ambulance last night, goddamn, what a movie. All-time Cohen pitch of “what if an ambulance took you to a mad doctor performing illegal experiments instead of hospital?” Wired Eric Roberts in the lead, weird James Earl Jones in support, Stan Lee cameo, nightclub sequence

The Ambulance posterEric Roberts in an insanely small vest in The AmbulanceEric Roberts and Stan Lee in The AmbulanceThe titular Ambulance, “a vehicle of mercy that’s really a murder machine”

I keep thinking about how awesome it is that Duncan Idaho is called Duncan Idaho. “You will have two fight mentors, the tough but fair one is called Gurney Halleck, the awesome dude one is called Johnny Utah.”

So happy about how absolutely fantastic John Leguizamo is in The Odyssey. Steals the damn film, what a performance. I’d heard about Samantha Morton too, and I mean she’s always brilliant but she’s really brilliant in The Odyssey.

Started watching Star City and so far, so very good. Impeccable cast (Anna Maxwell Martin! Adam Nagaitis! Alice Englert! David Dencik! Niamh Algar!), perfect tone, amazing set design, and British and Irish actors using regional accents. Career-best Rhys Ifans entering his Jared Harris era..

Star City poster

Rewatching The X-Files. Can't believe that I was watching this as a 9 year old. Not because of the monsters, but because I just don't think that a child should know of the bureaucratic frustrations that occur whenever multiple government departments have to work alongside one another.

Did this at the other place during lockdown and it entertained me: A daily Brad Dourif character! 1. Tommy Ludlow, a jittery ex-con who’s a personal driver and possible serial killer in Eyes of Laura Mars (1978).

Brad Dourif looking shifty in Eyes of Laura MarsBrad Dourif holding a bunch of flowers in Eyes of Laura Mars

In the thick of the week of titrating onto a different epilepsy medication where I’m on the highest doses (for me) of both meds and let me tell you, it is a wacky whirlwind of being extremely spaced all of the time and unpredictable bursts of powerful nausea that last about 90 seconds.

I won an award at Sundance years ago and Sam Neill, whom I did not know, tweeted to me “we’re all so proud of you, sweetheart”. I can’t even express what that meant to me. That our most beloved national treasure, a man I worshipped, would take the time to write to me!

All Hail one of the original Scream Kings who always gave it his all and was truly inimitable in every role he played. The immensely talented and charismatic Sam Neill. RIP. Thanks for the hours of enjoyment you gave me, and for guaranteeing your presence would always be a memorable one. 🖤📽️🩸

Sam Neill in PossessionSam Neill in Event HorizonSam Neill in In the Mouth of MadnessSam Neill in The Omen 3

Bizarro Video Club is taking July off but Rich and I have our mid-year favourite lists! Recommendations for what we’ve missed so far appreciated! We’ll be back in August at Canvas in Dundee for more weird and wonderful films for you.

A screen shot of an Instagram post, a top 15 list of what Jonny has liked so far this year A screenshot of an Instagram post, a top 15 of what Rich has enjoyed so far this year