Cuck behavior!

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 8h ago

Pathetic -- Google is now referring to Lake Ontario as "Lake America"

My new theory is that Tom Cruise wants to kill himself but can't because the ghost of L Ron Hubbard won't let him, so he keeps making these stunt-heavy films in the hopes that he will die in a crash or something.

Norm Wilner@normwilner.bsky.social · yesterday

Wait. What? Why?

Wow, I have NEVER seen my grad school alma mater's football team in any sort of news ever. Once I saw a video of the team saying their favorite spots in Portland and one guy said "Cheerful Tortoise" and I nearly turned in my masters degree.

Big Sky Conference @bigskyconf.bsky.social · yesterday

Viks go up 21-0‼️ Tyrese Smith gets his second TD on the ground to give Portland State the 21-0 lead at halftime

It's so funny to me that Musk wants Grok to be "vulgar" but isn't actually vulgar himself. Quite possibly the most milquetoast behavior I've seen in my life. "Ummm Grok could you pwease make swears at girl?"

huck mason@tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · yesterday

most embarrassing guy of all time

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Modern Buddhism should be marketed as "living without having stupid opinions about trivial bullshit all the goddamn time."

Today after many many months/years of putting it off I finally donated all of the parts for the first PC I ever built myself, as well as my first laptop. For some reason my sentimentality makes me miss my dad a lot, which is probably due to crossed brain wires or something. Brains & grief are weird.

Somebody outside just now laughed very loudly and exactly like Nelson from The Simpsons. I approve.

Mitch McConnell at this point:

Live report from the Minnesota State Fair, located in the heart of American democracy, where there’s an ICE Out adaptation of Picasso’s Guernica made entirely from crops

r/PDXBuyNothing is a GODSEND

There once was a hitman from Sweden Who was, on the motorway, speedin’ His mark goes unwhacked, For in ironic fact, The killer’s the one who’s left bleedin’

hamster@jurahamster.bsky.social · 4d ago

Arbeitsunfall (+)

Who the hell goes viral via the Discover feed? Aka the Following+ feed

Bluesky@bsky.app · 3d ago

Now you can opt out of having your posts shown to non-followers in the Discover feed. We know not everyone wants to go viral. Sometimes you're just posting for your followers. This is one of a few updates we're working on to give you more control over your experience and help you find your people.

I don't know how to explain it other than Jon Ossoff has this vibe of a very good politician who also looks like he is going to have to apologize for something he did in his 20s.

Peter Cullen was the sole voice that was responsible for generating hype for anime coming to the west. RIP Legend

kate bush’s husband@airbagged.bsky.social · 3d ago

PETER CULLEN?! WHAT?!

Report: Tim Curry's death to be investigated by suspicious group of eccentrics gathering at his house

Report: Tim Curry's death to be investigated by suspicious group of eccentrics gathering at his house

LOS ANGELES - Following the death of beloved 80-year-old British actor Tim Curry, observers have noted a coterie of anonymous upper crust suspects arriving at his mansion in order to investigate the m...

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The older I get, the more I realize that a lot of people have conditions on the love and affection they give in relationships/friendships, and that some even believe this is how relationships work, and I gotta say ... if you need a condition in order to love someone, that's not love, that's control.

Okay now let's sue Meta so they'll change stuff for adults too.

Tim Curry was not the 80-year-old Home Alone 2 cast member we were asking for.

Think about Miss Piggy. She lost a best friend and now an ex-lover in matter of 24 hours.

Most people tend to think of Tim Curry in Rocky Horror or Clue, but I think my generation will remember him more for the millions of voice roles he did for all the cartoons I watched growing up. Ferngully, Pirates of Dark Water, Captain Planet, Aaahh!! Real Monsters, Duckman, Gargoyles, etc. RIP

I guess I'll add that Dolly Parton is up there with Fred Rogers in terms of truly achieving what I think a Christian living their faith in public life should be like.

Was gonna say the OJ chase but I remember when Bush I puked on the Japanese Prime Minister, a moment nine-year-old me thought was very funny.

Black Aziz Anansi@blackazizanansi.blacksky.app · 6d ago

What's the first historic event that you remember?

Dolly, say hi to Dad. He backed you on drums once in the 60s.

Remember that if you got the Moderna Covid vaccine, you have Dolly Parton to thank, she gave the largest individual contribution toward their research to make it possible.

Dolly Parton, among a thousand other amazing things she did in her life, gifted over 330 million books to kids through her Imagination Library program. Her passing is a tremendous loss to the world, but you can support the program today to keep it going imaginationlibrary.com