JoshCulpArt

@joshculpart.bsky.social

I'm an art director working in horror, but its nice just being a person with no concern for growing a following. MN, 33ish

SO, thanks to @crybirb.bsky.social hard work on finding a solution, i was able to get this look i was aiming for. It's not something that's gonna be shown all the time, mostly for UI related stuff, but i'm really happy that it worked :D #gamedev #godot #lowpoly #pixelart #animation

🔸Rafael Françoi🔸@rathaelos.bsky.social · 3mo ago

My progress from yesterday was gonna be an outline shader, but I was not able to get it done so I’ll leave just the concept sketch here

The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me. It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."

I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake

By A Horse

Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where they want to go. The main food the humans give me is hay and oats. But I am thinking it would be nice to have a different food.

I am thinking I would like to try cake.

Yes, yes. Cake. I know all about it. When humans eat cake, it is in glad times. It is the food for a celebration, such as when a woman becomes 47. I have seen cake on the Fourth of July. When humans have a cake, they stand around it and clap hands and smile and say happy birthday at each other. Sometimes there are beautiful markings on a cake, such as balloons or a pink shape.

Sometimes the top of a cake is on fire and a boy must blow on the fire with mouth wind. This is the scariest cake. I do not want this kind. But I will eat any other cake. Any cake that is not the fire cake that tries to kill the boy.

Please understand: I do not get money for doing work. I do not get to go inside the house. All I am either doing my horse job or standing in my pen or eating food off the floor. I always do these things. But I have never once gotten cake and I would like it very much.

I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children. I am more helpful to the farm. Children do not move the heavy things like me or let anyone ride on them. And yet they get cake. Maybe the humans will realize this. Maybe they will say, "You  know who deserves cake? That horse. That horse whose back we are always on."

Every day I dream about what it will be like if I get to eat cake. Here is what will happen. First, I will walk to the cake and putt my nose at it like hrrfff to make and stomping my hooves to make sure it is not a snake. Then I will trot in a circle to show that I am a horse and I am large. After that, I will nuzzle the cake to …

Hey all I'm looking for work! I'm experienced in character design and costume for games and film as well as illustration for books and TTRPGS. I'm based out of BC Canada looking for freelance or full time. My portfolio is linked in the first comment, thank you for shares!

white knight in the woods with a dragon hunting him a collection of my landscape paintingscharacter concepts from the last of us part 2character concepts from a catan expansion

the gods: for your brilliance and bravery, we grant your one boon. what would you ask of us me: I want to not have to pee anymore gods: that's it me: yeah no it's kind of a hassle, so gods: you could have anything me: okay yeah gods: are you sure me: super duper yeah gods: okay. I mean I guess