If I didn't know what Jake Burger looked like, and you asked me to envision what a guy named Jake Burger would look like, I would envision a guy who looks exactly like Jake Burger
Don’t Go Jason Waterfalls
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Same lame tweets in a new home
You’re not good at throwing people off the scent, you absolute fucking dingus.
WTTW - Chicago PBS@wttw.bsky.social · 14m agoChicago’s top federal prosecutor acknowledged “mistakes were made” in the prosecution of the botched “Broadview Six” case, but he rejected the former defendants’ call for a special prosecutor to investigate any potential wrongdoing. https://to.wttw.com/4hR66kN
I know a lot of this is the backlash from Obama being elected, but I also REALLY think white people are also still mad about OJ getting off and have been in a rage since
If you guessed this post it note was written by a nurse during a prenatal visit you’d be right
Every episode of Dark Side of the Ring: “They were great. So great. Amazing performer. Fun to be around. Hard worker. Really got the business… …and then they tried cocaine.”
It is my hope that the show ends with Russo, Bischoff, and Cornette hugging.
Somebody said “Come Thru Gothiquisha”😅☠️☠️ bruh I’m in tears 😭
Whatever happened to our guy with the chair? He was swinging that joker like an ECW match.
Ramon 🌈@ramonj.blacksky.app · 8h agoThree years ago today the black community came together to help kick off the #MontgomeryBoatBrawl in Alabama.
a man tried to sneak a loaded handgun into Cook County jail by hiding it up his ass
Wendy's issues statement that the Carolina Classic was named after the state, not the school, and that a UNC alumni group had approached them about doing the promo and they agreed, noting that they had just COMPLETED a Wake Forest promo the year earlier, and that Dave Thomas was on the Duke board
Wendy's partnered with UNC for the 1994-1995 college basketball season, with a Carolina Classic burger for .99 the day after a victory promotion. This (seriously) led to a massive, angry letter-writing campaign from Wake Forest alumni and students for not having a "Wake Forest Classic"
Wendy's Carolina Classic (1994-1995, 2019-2020): A burger patty topped with chili, coleslaw, and tangy mustard. Initially sold only in a handful of North Carolina locations, it became so popular it went national. Had a brief revival run exclusively in North and South Carolina
arsonist says “just ignore the fire” www.espn.com/wnba/story/_...
Amid tension, Cunningham says she wants to 'get back to basketball'
Indiana Fever guard Sophie Cunningham said Wednesday that she wants the focus to return to basketball after her comments on transgender athletes sparked heated national debate, three rallies and social media reaction all the way to the White House.
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Idk who needs to hear this but it’s the 5th. Skip the month on that subscription before they take yo coins and you be mad.
One way you can tell trans women are really women is that Stephen A Smith treats them like shit
Sinema should be in jail for starving children
Carl Quintanilla@carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 2h ago“.. Arizona is the place in the country that’s had the largest reduction in food stamps since the passage of the Big, Beautiful Bill. .. 450,000 people have lost nutrition aid there. “.. it includes more than 100,000 children as well.” @nytimes.com #OBBBA www.nytimes.com/2026/08/05/p...
Can't imagine how scary that looks to the guy in the excavator
If you see someone cut down a Flock camera, no you didn't.
Erin Fogg says Free Link@criminalerin.bsky.social · 3h ago"As of Tuesday, none of the [8] stolen cameras have been found." 😃🌟🎉
You’ve gotta admit, firing Mike Tomlin only to hire Mike McCarthy and bring back Aaron Rodgers is an all time “we understand there is a problem, but we cannot correctly identify what it is” move
woke stifler@yelix.bsky.social · 6h agowhy on earth did the Steelers bring back Rodgers anyway? did they watch the playoff game?
it’s cool that if you turn on ESPN nowadays you’re fairly likely to see the 24th best QB in the NFL discussing the lab leak conspiracy with a man in a tank top