Chris “OH NO! DISASTER! WHAT A BAD IDEA!” Dobbertean
@bracketdobber.net
College hoops bracketology for SB Nation. “Mid” adult. Chicago. Extremely neurotic. Unable to shut up. Doesn’t stick to sports. He/him
If I didn't know what Jake Burger looked like, and you asked me to envision what a guy named Jake Burger would look like, I would envision a guy who looks exactly like Jake Burger
You’re not good at throwing people off the scent, you absolute fucking dingus.
WTTW - Chicago PBS@wttw.bsky.social · 1h agoChicago’s top federal prosecutor acknowledged “mistakes were made” in the prosecution of the botched “Broadview Six” case, but he rejected the former defendants’ call for a special prosecutor to investigate any potential wrongdoing. https://to.wttw.com/4hR66kN
Greatest baseball player ever may end up coming short of tying the consecutive MVP streak because of the most athletic red head in human history
What on earth was that slide, Victor Mesa Jr.?
an uber driver wearing sock puppets on both hands that talk to each other about how bad the steering wheel tastes your whole ride
Ohtani! PCA! There’s never been an MLB game where two players who went on to finish top-10 in MVP in the same league that year — let alone top-2 — both hit leadoff home runs We’ll know officially in Nov, but pretty fair to assume this is the first h/t @EliasSports
Were you aware that “goes to Michigan” was reasonable suspicion?
Jason Koebler@jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 6h agoNew: Police in Wisconsin used Flock to create a pretext to search a man's car for weed. Their justification? He drove from Wisconsin to Michigan, a “known source state for marijuana as it is legal there,” and Flock showed he "travels to Michigan frequently." www.404media.co/cops-used-fl...
I love baseball so much. what do you mean this is only the 2nd time in a 100+ year old stadium!
Sarah Langs@slangsonsports.bsky.social · 2h agoOhtani! PCA! This is the second game in Wrigley Field history where both teams hit a leadoff homer, joining: 5/1/18: Blackmon, Rizzo h/t @EliasSports
The fucking nerve of this woman of all people to play the “WNBA media cover everything except basketball” card WHOSE FUCKING FAULT HAS THAT BEEN LATELY, SOPH?????????
jesse@jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 3h agosophie cunningham just wants to go back to doing sports, guys
Game on. MVP race on.
Best Bond villain, wrong answers only
Jillbles@jillbles.bsky.social · 3h agoBest Bond villain, wrong answers only.
One way you can tell trans women are really women is that Stephen A Smith treats them like shit
(Wrigley crowd continues to cheer wildly as Cookie Monster begins devouring Jeff Garlin)
Forget Tarik Skubal’s Dodgers debut, the biggest moment tonight at Wrigley is obviously the Cookie Monster singing the 7th inning stretch
Cookie Monster singing the stretch, presented by Budweiser
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the political media in DC and WI (sane ones that are not in the right-wing sewer) need to challenge Ron Johnson to name the players and teams.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · yesterdayRon Johnson: "All these sports team fell into line, didn't use their brains like Aaron Rodgers did, they forced their players to get injected. Some of those players are grievously injured. They dropped unconscious on the field of play."
Weird to see a Marquee ad that only features an opposing team’s highlight.