Made a meme about Mitch McConnell but it is relevant (yet). But perusing my homebrewed meme folder one I made from a couple of years ago that's evergreen. ifyyk
Justin Morgan
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Used to turn wrenches on helicopters for the Navy. Get paid to do computer stuff now. #Appalachian #Tidewater #NAFO
I don’t know the first thing about equities markets in South Korea, but I do know the outline of the Commonwealth of Virginia when I see it!
Margins calls in South Korea. No one saw this coming 🙄
I've knocked on doors without having a list of registered voters and soon learned that the Sadie's of the US are legion.
bruh
look at this happy little fucker. i fenced in the perennials this year and the rabbits are starving but the bees are slurpin that good shit down. get on your knees, pray to god: the birds and the bees
Folks, we have a RIPCON 3. I believe this is our highest level since doing this
Today is a great reminder that we can never be too ready.
If you're in line to have 20 minute conversation with Senator Mitch McConnell,👏 STAY👏IN👏LINE!
Ad Rock: you can disagree with the current All: POPE MCA: but if you push his buttons then you’re a All: DOPE Mike D: ordain yourself a bishop and you’re All: SCHISMATIC Ad Rock: excommunication is All: AUTOMATIC
Scott Jennings: I spoke with Mitch McConnell today. Mitch:
Scott Jennings says he spoke to Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes this morning.
[touches earpiece; stares directly into the camera] folks, i have just been informed maine beer co's dan kleban has a substack account and just used a brewing analogy to address the latest allegations against his one-time primary opponent graham platner: dankleban.substack.com/p/there-is-n...
RETVRN
Earlier today I heard someone say that they're going to stick Mitch McConnell's brain into John Fetterman's body like Krang and I have no self control
There should be an asterisk or something.
No.
To the right of the angle, where no rebels broke through, MG Alex Hays of Pittsburgh kisses his aide, mounts his horse, grabs a captured rebel flag, and rides his line, dragging “treason’s flaunting rag” behind him, his staff doing the same 6,000 Rebels are killed, wounded, missing, or captured
<while tasting my fingertips>: somebody sessioned here
Today is July 1st, which means all Virginia laws passed during the 2026 GA session and signed by her ✨excellency ✨ Governor @abigailspanberger.com are now law! I was so proud of all we accomplished this year, with 20 of my bills sent to the Governor's desk, a personal best! (1/3)