Good morning and happy Wednesday to everyone. Before you click on that Bluesky badge DM, know that malicious attackers will steal your data, take over your account, and automatically spam the same annoying message to ME. Stop it! Also, fuck Fat Satan.
@justjena.bsky.social
MLK: "In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends." 🚫MAGA 🚫Crypto🚫DMs🚫Porn
Susan Collins Challenges Democratic Rival to Pearl-clutching Contest open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...
Susan Collins Challenges Democratic Rival to Pearl-clutching Contest
“Looking worried is a full-time job, and an amateur like Troy Jackson simply isn’t up to it," she alleged.
open.substack.com
This is unacceptable—but it’s also insufficient to *merely* call it unacceptable. It takes an act of absolute fucking gall—bordering on clinical malignant narcissism—to think you deserve to be a leader of others when you’ve done *zero* work to prepare yourself for the responsibility. Shame on her.
🚗☀️ Solar panels are moving beyond rooftops. Chinese automotive glass manufacturer Fuyao Glass says it now has mass-production capabilities for vehicle-integrated solar roofs, with PV cells built directly into laminated car glass.
Chinese automotive glass giant announces vehicle-integrated solar roof - pv magazine Global
Fuyao Glass has confirmed mass-production capabilities for solar sunroof glass, with photovoltaic cells embedded in laminated automotive glass to power auxiliary vehicle loads. While reports have link...
pv-magazine.com
Jon Ossoff found the one button in Washington labeled DO NOT PRESS and immediately leaned on it with both elbows.
Let me get this right? There’s been a massive number of lynchings in the US over the past year and we are not hearing about this from the NYT, WaPo, LA Times, or any other major outlet? Can we get @propublica.org to cover this?
You don’t need anyone’s permission to change direction. To speak up. To try something new. To outgrow an old version of yourself. To decide that today, you’ll do things differently. It’s your life. You’re allowed to surprise people. #Jaye’sMorningLight
Inside the Fight to Save a 300-Year-Old Tree That Survived a Revolutionary War Battle www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/i...
Inside the Fight to Save a 300-Year-Old Tree That Survived a Revolutionary War Battle
Arborists are working to preserve the 45-foot-tall live oak in South Carolina's Eutaw Springs Battlefield Park. The historic tree suffered damage during a lightning strike 50 years ago
smithsonianmag.com
Inside the Fight to Save a 300-Year-Old Tree That Survived a Revolutionary War Battle www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/i...
Inside the Fight to Save a 300-Year-Old Tree That Survived a Revolutionary War Battle
Arborists are working to preserve the 45-foot-tall live oak in South Carolina's Eutaw Springs Battlefield Park. The historic tree suffered damage during a lightning strike 50 years ago
smithsonianmag.com
It’s National Soft Ice Cream Day 🦊 Meet and Greet 🦊 In 1934 on Memorial Day weekend in Hartsdale, New York, Tom Carvel had a flat tire. He knew his product was melting. As vacationers drove by, Carvel sold all his soft ice cream Continued
“.. Gasps and boos could be heard in the audience.” @nytimes.com #SCsen www.nytimes.com/2026/08/18/u...
@theonion.com @lecanardenchaine.fr @privateeyenews.bsky.social @thedailyshow.com #USPol #Trump #Impeach #PoliticalSatire #Resistance "I am that Mad King, and I endorse this insightful observation."
He can say it however many times he wants, the fact remains that Iran is still targeting vessels in the Strait of Hormuz, and the situation won’t stabilize until the administration pulls their heads out of their ass.
Nearly five million Texans rely on Social Security. Ken Paxton's team wants to hand those hard-earned benefits over to Wall Street. HANDS OFF!
Ken Paxton spokesperson endorses privatizing Social Security
We voted for others to suffer, not ourselves. A man who voted for Trump three times is now decrying him after his wife’s arrest. His Russian wife was grabbed at the airport and held in a basement cell by ICE for 16 days. Gift link. 👇 www.nytimes.com/2026/08/16/u...
RFK Jr. Spreads Conspiracy Theory That His Mind is Being Controlled by Total Idiot open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...
RFK Jr. Spreads Conspiracy Theory That His Mind is Being Controlled by Total Idiot
"Somehow, some way, there’s a total numbskull making me say the things I say," he alleged.
open.substack.com
RFK Jr. Spreads Conspiracy Theory That His Mind is Being Controlled by Total Idiot open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...
RFK Jr. Spreads Conspiracy Theory That His Mind is Being Controlled by Total Idiot
"Somehow, some way, there’s a total numbskull making me say the things I say," he alleged.
open.substack.com
It’s National Fajita Day 🦊 Meet and Greet 🦊  Forget the taco today and have a fajita! In the early 1930s, Mexican vaqueros in Southwest Texas developed what we've grown to love all over the United States. Using throwaway cuts of beef, they developed the fajita. We will be okay Love Foxy
Why can’t people have a little decency and leave First Lady Natalie Harp alone?
Nothing says normal workplace relationship like everyone around you desperately insisting it’s normal.
Minimally, Republicans know the Natalie Harp thing looks weird and they’re freaked out that the weird has gone wide. Whether it gets into “open secret” territory remains to be seen, I think.
Nothing so far has triggered these guys like Jon Ossoff bringing up Natalie Harp. Keep it in the headlines.
The pearls are being clutched so hard they're turning into dust.
This person is the main conduit feeding information from the outside world into Trump’s brain. It can not be overstated the extent to which Trump inhabits a bizarre fantasy world of his own creation, that is then reflected back at him by sycophantic employees like this.
This is Natalie Harp, the close aide to President Trump. These clips are from 2021 when she worked at OAN. She ended her program with a daily Bible quote. Sometimes she swapped out the Bible for a quote from Trump leading with "And remember what Trump said..."
Nothing he’s saying here should illicit the reaction we’ve see from so many in the admin tonight. He scored a direct hit on something.
Ossoff on why he invoked Natalie Harp during his speech: "We're in wartime. The commander in chief has mired us in this geopolitical disaster. People have lost their lives ... and he retreats into this bubble of West Wing aides who are his security blanket to make him feel good about himself"
In Major Breakthrough, Israel and Hamas Agree that Kushner is a Dick open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...
In Major Breakthrough, Israel and Hamas Agree that Kushner is a Dick
“We don’t agree on much, but we see eye-to-eye on one thing,” the two groups said.
open.substack.com
In Major Breakthrough, Israel and Hamas Agree that Kushner is a Dick open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...
In Major Breakthrough, Israel and Hamas Agree that Kushner is a Dick
“We don’t agree on much, but we see eye-to-eye on one thing,” the two groups said.
open.substack.com