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@katie98.bsky.social

Computers girl she/her

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SoftballInjuryRuinedLife @shoegays.online · 2w ago

I just call them pants

The Verge@theverge.com · 2w ago

HBO Max is putting on vertical shorts

Paul Bronks @slendersherbet.bsky.social · 2w ago

Please take a moment out of your day to marvel at the balletic poise, calm elegance and graceful athleticism of the panda.

Setz @setzeri.bsky.social · 2w ago

Video game events of the near future.

Jan Willem Nijman @jwaaaap.com · 3w ago

why does this read like a Steam store description?

worm@rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 3w ago

extremely normal guy voice: I cloned myself so I can become my own blood boy.

@bryan_johnson

I just cloned myself...as a newborn

With this clone, I can:

+ become my own blood boy
+ test therapies on the clone
+ grow organs for transplantation
+ develop new treatments
+ inject young cells

Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 3w ago

A man finds a box and says "a large, conspicuous box! Surely Solid Snake will be under it!" His friend says "you have to stop picking up street boxes, Henry. I keep telling you, Solid Snake isn't real." Henry walks off with his friend and says "yeah, you're right." Inside the box, Solid Snake thinks to himself "That was too close..."

Catbird Soft @catbirdsoft.net · 3w ago

Jenny the Witch is OUT NOW on Steam and Itch. We're so excited to have this thing in your hands. If you pick the game up, please leave a review! store.steampowered.com/app/4180990/...

Sid Menon @beamsplashx.wethoughtaboutgames.com · last yr.

so inspiring when he said this

greyscale image of john carmack with the quote "Story in video games is like story in porn- it's so good and it makes me cum hard."

Katie @katie98.bsky.social · 3w ago

They're saying sunday evening is the perfect time to read toxic yuri vn Lovely Liseran Loathsome Lilac! Meet our terrible pathetic woman and watch her barrel towards ruining absolutely everything katiesoft.itch.io/l4-lavender

Lovely Liseran Loathsome Lilac - Chapter: Lavender by katiesoft, lo sulci

"I have excised you from my heart, Violet, I cannot still need you."

katiesoft.itch.io

Defector @defector.com · 4w ago

New monkey! New monkey! There's a new monkey! defector.com/new-monkey-n...

New Monkey! New Monkey! There’s A New Monkey! | Defector

Many new species have been announced this week. There are new mites from Saudi Arabia and a new weevil from Japan. There are new midges from China and new spiders from Brazil and China. There is a…

defector.com

Katie @katie98.bsky.social · 4w ago

"Ace Pilot" is a beautiful name for a baby mech pilot

♡ Bee @rosemarbles.bsky.social · 4w ago

INSANE amounts of beautiful visual novels have been created for YOU to read. No matter who or what you're into, you're gonna find something you like. Please give a game or two a try, it might change your life.

thursday@rainy.house · 4w ago

ok i wont be able to rt all these sorry but please check out the submissions itch.io/jam/toxic-yu...

Katie @katie98.bsky.social · 4w ago

LOVELY LISERAN LOATHSOME LILAC Chapter: Lavender A vivisection of a failed relationship between a spoiled princess and her knight, played out over the course of a single mech battle. Time and space swirl as psychosexual obsession leads the pair towards inevitable calamity. #toxicyurivnjam

Lovely Liseran Loathsome Lilac - Chapter: Lavender by katiesoft

"I have excised you from my heart, Violet, I cannot still need you."

katiesoft.itch.io

Katie @katie98.bsky.social · last mo.

Script officially locked in for toxic yuri vn jam!

iby @burgeroise.bsky.social · last mo.

insane song choice. this one has so much fun with the rhyhtm/repetition of utenas direction and also has such an evil punchline in the middle it made me laugh out loud www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_Mf...

Rasputin (Utena AMV)

YouTube video by 0101a

youtube.com

Katie @katie98.bsky.social · last mo.

A title card, white text on black.
"THE YEAR IS LL 77,"

Jared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · last mo.

Cover of the unfortunately fictitious magazine Vizier Monthly. Against a red background, a pale man in black sits schemingly, surrounded by headlines
-"they never knew what hit them" Myzithra the Cruel Tells All
-You On Top: The Fierce New Secret to Success
-10 Signs Your Spymaster Is In His Treachery Era (Number 9 Will Shock You!)
-schemes to drive your lord wild
-9 poisons so subtle even you won't know how they died

Jared Pechaček@vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · last mo.

it's not actually an honor to end up on the cover of Viziers Monthly. it shows your machinations aren't subtle enough

Katie @katie98.bsky.social · last mo.

Big things coming soon... #purple

Close up photo of purple flowers. Some are wilted

Purple flowers spilling onto the sidewalk

Tiny purple flowers on thick spiky green stems? Idk what any of these are

WiittyUsername @wiittyusername.bsky.social · last mo.

It would look like this

A black screen with a Deltarune style textbox that says "You can now play with Papyrus". there is a miniature Papyrus talk sprite before the word "Papyrus".

WiittyUsername@wiittyusername.bsky.social · last mo.

I think the funniest thing Toby Fox could do is not have Papyrus show up in Deltarune at all and then in the post credits after you you beat the game you'd see a message appear that says "you can now play with Papyrus" and then he'd be inserted into every single chapter like some kind of new game+

sarah lo sulci @lo-sulci.bsky.social · last mo.

masturbatory but it's pronounced like observatory

sarah lo sulci @lo-sulci.bsky.social · last mo.

[disgruntled old gentleman voice] oh but give me a moment, i must recuse myself to the masturbatory for but a moment. i have some, ah... business to take care of in there

sarah lo sulci @lo-sulci.bsky.social · last mo.

simon can you jack it 46 times in my 45 goon masturbatory

Tom McH @tommchenry.bsky.social · last mo.

action therapist trailer 1-4

PANEL 1: Title screen for Action Therapist, "Cognitive Behavioral Therapy...By NIGHT"

PANEL 2: an ESRB rating of MATURE for Blood and Gore, Sexual Content, Attachment Issues

PANEL 3: A cab has pulled up to an airport arrivals terminal and Dr. Mariposa is getting in.

CABBIE: "All the way out to the university, eh? Well, it's your dollar, Mac..."

PANEL 4: The cabbie is driving Dr. Mariposa through the downpour.

CABBIE: "Did they ever find that famous professor lady who went missing up there?"

PANEL 5: Dr. Mariposa is still in his dripping trenchcoat and being talked to by Dean Hondo, a heavyset duck with a beard and a coffee mug.

DEAN HONDO: "We're confident your...memory issues...won't keep you from a full load of case work."

PANEL 6:

DEAN HONDO: "Keep an eye on your Psy points. They can unleash special attacks and combos, but run out and you go nuts."

PANEL 1: a mockup of a video game screen. Dr. Mariposa stands in the foreground and Diane in the background in a building.

DIANE: "The police told me to take an ibuprofen and get over it..."

PANEL 2: the player, as Dr. Mariposa, is prompted to TALK

TALK: "Say more on that" 3 PSY
"That sounds like judgment." 5 PSY

PANEL 3: Diane is crying into her hands.

DIANE: "...Maybe you are the therapist who will break the terrible curse."

PANEL 4: Different view of a break room with stats for Dr. Mariposa. This area is called ADMIN BLDG BREAK ROOM and there are menu options to
MAKE COFFEE
MICROWAVE
BULLETN BOARD
DISH WASHER

PANEL 5: Dr. Mariposa is in an aquarium talking to a different patient. Again the player is prompted to TALK: "Let's go deeper on that." 3 PSY
"You're being pretty hard on yourself." 10 PSY

PANEL 6: screenshot of a cinema scene where Dr. Mariposa is looking angrily at a pouncing astronaut

MYSTERIOUS ASTRONAUT: "You won't traverse the catacombs of my mind so easily, Doc!"

PANEL 1: Dr. Mariposa is standing in ruins under a purple sky and a wrong-looking moon. Its strange light shines on a pinkish lake. Crystal, a duck in a uniform from a restaurant is there.

CRYSTAL: "I'll tell you everything, but we can't tarry here..."

PANEL 2: The game interface shows a 24-hour pharmacy. Dr. Mariposa is a slightly higher level now but he has a CURSE status effect.

24 HOUR PHARMCY (NORTH)
* Fill scrip
* Develop photos
* Browse magazines
* Energy drinks

PANEL 3: Dr. Mariposa is talking to a shopkeeper in the faculty store. A flyer for a Walpurgis Night Sale 20% Off hangs behind him.

SHOPKEEPER: "I can only sell items to tenured faculty. You should publish a peer reviewed article!"

PANEL 4: Dr. Mariposa is in his underwear and his hair is messy. He's in his office. Diane is there and the sky is strange.

DIANE: "Maybe this CORN KEY x1 will be useful on your journey. It's been in my family for generations."

GOT CORN KEY x1

PANEL 5: Dr. Mariposa is now talking to an astronaut in his office. The astronaut lays back on the couch in full spacesuit.

CMDR WALLACE: "We are building American pyramids on the moon, configured to strange geometries."

PANEL 6: Close up of a hand holding a book.

Text: "It's a paperback copy of Peter David's 1991 Star Trek: The Next Generation tie-in novel 'Vendetta'"

PANEL 1: A spooky clocktower under a strange sky with an unsettling full moon. Bats are swooping around.

TEXT: "Maybe there's someone in the old clocktower who could benefit from talk therapy."

PANEL 2 : Game interface showing a treasure chest shaped like a corn on the cob.

TITLE: Hidden Corn Treasure Chest
Description: The small chest is shaped like a corn on the cob. It hums with a strange energy.

USE KEY:
* Office Key
* Corn Key
* Citadel Key
* Empty

PANEL 3: Panel from a cinema scene where Crystal the waitress is leaning in to confide to Dr. Mariposa.

CRYSTAL (here credited as only WAITRESS): "My mom tried to get me to go to therapy, but the therapist refused to talk about all the disappearances in town."

PANEL 4: Dr. Mariposa is in the clocktower at night. His flashlight is pointing at a nude woman, the Clocktower Hermit.

TALK:
* "That's black and white thinking." 3 PSY
* "Would you say that to a friend?" 18 PSY

PANEL 5: Dr. Mariposa is digging through a filing cabinet in a dark basement.

DR. MARIPOSA: "These are all my old patient notes from before the accident! But ... what are they doing here?"

PANEL 6: White text on black.

PHYSICIAN

HEAL THYSELF

FAST.

JerryTerry @jerryterry.bsky.social · last mo.

"If the chick fails to break its egg it will die before it is born" RIP to that stupid-ass bird but if i was a chick I'd be living so comfy-cozy in my egg and itd have a computer in it that i would play games on and i would simply order doordash if i was hungry. MY egg would be soo liveable!! #MyEgg

Katie @katie98.bsky.social · last mo.

Mission accomplished 🫡 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wiscons...

The sign outside a Central Storage & Warehouse (CSW) warehouse. It's a boring gray concrete slab with blue text, except it also has a relief of a polar bear in a realistic style but with a very strange face.

depths of wikipedia@depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 2mo ago

if anyone in madison, wisconsin is in the mood for a side quest you should take photos of the area where butter once melted into a river and flowed through the city!!!! and add it to the page captioned "the site of the disaster" or something like that!!!!

Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · last mo.

researching baseball

The Circleville Herald
Sat., Nov 28, 1970 - Page 9

Washington rookie pitcher Dick Suck, 25, hurled for Savannah and Buffalo in 1969.

goose pimple aka "the mind fucker"@goosepimple.moe · last mo.

i went to the ludonarratology conference and everyone insinuated that they knew you through a series of subtle hints embedded in the exhibition hall's architecture, going so far as to manipulate my very behavior in order to convey the depth of their knowledge of you

Kara Buchanan 🏳️‍⚧️@magicariot.com · 6mo ago

think posting the Revue Starlight transformation sequence is a good use of a Tuesday night

DBJ @deadblossomjesse.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Got stopped at airport security for them to check my bag, I assumed it was for my camera, TSA agent says they gotta do the bomb test on something in my bag. Okay, I say. Then I remember what's in my bag and she pulls this out and kind of frowns.

Katie @katie98.bsky.social · 2mo ago

DuckDuckGo is also much more private than Google! There has literally never been a better time to switch to it! You don't have to live with AI search! You don't need a browser extension though - just set it as the default search engine in your browser

DuckDuckGo@duckduckgo.com · 2mo ago

Since Google revealed its plans for an AI search overhaul, visits to our "No AI" search page have tripled…and they’re still rising! Want to make it your default on Chrome or Firefox? Grab our No-AI extensions and banish AI-assisted answers, chat, and AI images. (1/3)

zaratustra @zaratustra.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Blue Prince (2025)

Holly Gramazio@hollygramazio.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Yes great bookshop