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@keepn-it-rell.bsky.social
Harper's dad. I dont automatically follow back. Please don't DM to sell me shit or ask for money. Geeky, qinky, poly and partnered. 40+. 🩷💜💙
I knew these ICE dummies would never see that 50 bands, but finding out they aint even getting a direct deposit?? You dumb bitches causing all this chaos for free?!?? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
And I just know a nigga who thinks libraries are for children don't wash his ass. You can't convince me he don't stink. Ugly, stink, and dumb.
A big part of why I'm the loveable pervert I am today
Speaking of HBO, who all old enough to remember the late night show called Real Sex? I used to sneak and watch that shit lol
*clicks on website* "WANT 10% OFF?!" No, thank you. "Fine then, stupid bitch. Pay full price!" ❌️ "But give us your email 😄" Also, no. "Whatver, LOOK AT WHAT'S NEW ANYWAY!" *leaves website*
And pop-ups! Omg stop yelling at me 😭
Expecting Glo to basically retire 9 siblings and both parents is idiotic. Get yo ass in the field.
Okay I'm just in a zone now and bored when I SHOULD be working. It's okay to not agree with auntie.
I love being Black and queer, I just wish I'd accepted my queer-ness earlier in life.
my hobbies: - switching between the same three apps for hours - imagining myself in situations that will literally never exist
Y'all do realize ICE "backing down" means they're just gonna stick to terrorizin' minorities, right?
we do not pay these educators enough. ITS NOT ENOUGH!
Wereheretonut is a crazy profile name, any way you slice it
Very much not feeling it today. Not here for the shenanigans, malarkey, or bullshit.
They say Ayahuasca makes you vomit and see God. You can do the same thing with Paul Masson behind a closed KFC around 2am.
#BlackSkyComedy Langston Kerman 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
"When one fed attempted to blow off the crowd by visibly watching basketball highlights on his phone, a protester shouted “You’re watching ads, you broke bitch! Kill yourself!” The federal agent returned to his room shortly thereafter." crimethinc.com/2026/01/27/t...
The Noise Demonstrations Keeping ICE Agents Awake at Their Hotels
Participants in the noise demonstrations targeting hotels that house federal agents in the Twin Cities recount their experiences and explain how this tactic might be employed elsewhere.
crimethinc.com
Parents be like "I moved out at 19" bro rent was 65 cents back then
Your talents are not an accident. You were given them for a reason. Step into your purpose boldly, opportunities will unfold when you walk in alignment with your calling.
in case you're curious about how angry Minnesota is about ICE, it was -20 today
If I’m killed in the streets, please do not call for peace. Burn it all down. All. Of. It. I would not want peace. If anyone claims I’d want peace, beat that mfer ass first.
I need to be alone for certain periods of time or I violate my own rhythm
Ugh, I've been feeling extra fat lately, like I'm never gonna lose weight so I should be like dude at work who's probably closer to 400 lbs than 300 but still eats fast food for lunch everyday.