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bisexual men are always turning back at the threshold to give the decrepit room behind them and its piled boxes of rotting newsprint one last pass with the flashlight, leaving themselves momentarily unguarded against the burgeoning congregation of shadows in the unlit hallway
Your father Werner was a burger server in suburban Santa Barbara when he spurned your mother Verna for a curly-haired surfer named Roberta, did that hurt her?
black frasier, jack dating condoleezza rice, and chris hansen all being the same episode i'm gaggedddd
I swear I’ve seen this before on tumblr or on someone’s Instagram story or what
i feel like i remember some post from months ago that was about ferrothorn being on subway takes. is this real or am i hallucinating it
Cate Blanchett in The Talented Mr. Ripley voice: “Stella Lefty? Of the Groupon Leftys?”
G@chekhovsgunnar.bsky.social · 2mo agoStella Lefty’s dad is the founder of Groupon
John le Carré, “The Uncle Who Worked at Nintendo”
That one homie who is likely a syncretic combination of multiple figures, both historical and legendary
the emperor trajan when he's depressed: "nobody sees me and knows of my column"
Have you noticed how all left leaning white men are starting lemonade/matcha/egg “sando” stands and all right leaning white men are starting drug cartels
they put up a dada center just outside of town and life has been unbearable ever since. thing looks like a fucking fish
i was dying at the "entree and side" bit in joe box tournament of champions
(bullying Proust as he passes in the hallway with his head down) What's the matter bro? Did U remember something Past?
A good trailer for a good movie is one thing but a stupid trailer for a movie that is certain to be really bad is a real gem
