Perez Hilton should've waited until October to carve himself into a Jackass O'Lantern.
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They should make a self awareness that comes factory installed
So Cheryl Hines went from Curb Your Enthusiasm to a husband who's enthusiastic about eating from the curb.
I’m sorry, but I’m gonna look at your butt. Platonically. I’ll also probably look at your elbow and your ears at some point, too.
Not fitting in doesn’t make you a reject, it means you reject being like everybody else.
Sundays are for watching a livestream show at home in your underwear.
Wearing my Sunday stay-at-home best. A podcast t-shirt, underpanties, and a light kimono.
Had some midnight calamari, which made for a delicious late night snack but also sounds like a cool band name.
Sucks that you can't always tell your friends how you feel... like "Your spouse made one of the cringiest TikTok vids I've ever seen and it makes me question your ability to make good decisions."
Daydreaming about owning an old 1 screen movie theater in a quiet little town.
Every morning not waking up to the news that it happened starts the day off on a dissapointing note.
Anyone else look for zombie apocalypse safe house options when you're on a long drive? It's way more fun than the license plate game.
Started dating in 2000, now celebrating our 24th wedding anniversary, and we still see plenty of road ahead of us to explore together.
Only got about 5 hours sleep last night so guess I better gulp down a road trip amount of coffee to get through this work day.
A pregnant coworker is making pregnancy her whole personality and it's giving me morning sickness.
Anyone else use their 3 am insomnia time hoping someone has a heart attack inducing morning dump? Let's channel that energy together. Manifest density.
it's funny how completely irrelevant and totally forgotten Lindsey Graham is and it hasn't even been a week, what a legacy
Telling the planet that the US military will be on the predatory prowl in their cities because of high testosterone is not a flex, it's a warning.
Accidentally typed fecal position instead of fetal, but it's not entirely wrong.
My coworkers are like family to me. We don’t enjoy spending time together or have much in common
We have diarrhea lettuce now because Trump's admin cut Cyclospora surveillance. He can't shit correctly so why would he care if anyone else can?
Singing along with The Great Muppet Caper because sometimes you have to let your inner child out to play.
80s ad slogans that don’t work anymore: “reach out and touch someone”