Grabbed dinner from the grubby takeaway near my home. While I was waiting, a man ordered “One chicken and two wings. Leg wings and breast chicken, yeah?” Do these sentences make sense to you chicken eaters?
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“I asked ChatGPT, I asked Grok” Yeah well I asked a Halo 3 lobby and they all said you’re a dumb bitch
Also Dory Funk Jr. trained Jumbo Tsuruta AND Kurt Angle. Think about that for a second.
every single nintendo direct is written like its advertising the first video game ever made. in this “game of strategy” you can choose to attack with swords [8 second clip of a guy attacking with a sword] or with spells [8 second clip of a guy attacking with a spell]
There are grown adults out there that presumably have jobs and responsibilities that cannot understand the story of pro wrestling matches unless it contains a monologue that explains the story to them.
thank you microsoft sharepoint for the suggestion, but no, i will not be using the IRA charm bracelet stock image.
The company I worked for at the time covered the release of Mighty No.9. Pretty sure we did a video on it. I still have my press code copy. Never played it.
StopSkeletonsFromFighting@stopskeletons.bsky.social · 2d agoIt’s time to go back to prom Mighty No 9 Ten Years Later. So much has happened with that game, its characters, its creator Keiji Inafune, his company Comcept, and the company he left, Capcom Watch with your pets! RT’s appreciated! youtu.be/UlhB7RQZdOU
I thought white text over their fists was a little “bonk” sound effect. 😅
Jesus Zoidberg: Nobody Likes Me, and I Really Care@jesuszoidberg.bsky.social · 2d agoThis is so corny.
Wrestling is fantastic, because you can find a photo like this and in all honesty you can say, "yes, this depicts two men who both had trade meetings with Fidel Castro against the wishes of their governments".
I think I’ve broken the Fame or Folly demo. I’m at Season 10 and seem to have created an indestructible deck from which I have fired all the Miscreants. The game also doesn’t update the deck Tension requirement beyond 7 anymore.
This is why Matt Cage is King. Why this is happening in 2026 is beyond me. 🤼 TW: Language
never thought short form video would be able to capture a type of humor i can only describe as “the far side-esque” but this comes close.
Tribute to "Shaolin Soccer" by french animator Antoine Tran. www.instagram.com/toine_tran
Reminds me of someone I was told about a few years ago who believed the London Eye was cleaned every night by dunking it into the Thames.
fesshole 🧻@fesshole.bsky.social · 3d agoAt age 8 I asked how skyscrapers were built and my parents said they are built horizontally and then raised into place like a barn. The fess is that I believed this for years.
Disappointed they’re not calling her Daughter Hearst Helmsley.
Fightful Wrestling @fightful.com · 4d agoTriple H and Stephanie McMahon's daughter sang God Bless America. #SummerSlam
It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star Jushin Thunder Liger!
🔥 “I’m so sick and tired of you old people not giving a shit about what we’re telling you. We don’t have a future. We’re telling you what we need and you don’t give a damn.”
Hear me out: bring in Monty for a vignette where he gives Willow the secret to the Perfect Pounce against Mercedes. And then Willow yeets Mercedes into outer space.
This seems like a @wresurgence.bsky.social show name if ever I saw one.
William Shakespeare@shakespeare.lol · 7d agoAre you crept hither to see the wrestling?
Going to ask a website designer if they want to be punched in the face and offer them only two choices, "Yes" and "Maybe later."
I don’t know what my neighbour has been slow cooking today but it smells amazing and has made me hungry all afternoon.