oh eating helped that anxiety i was having???? next you'll tell me to sleep more!
wow i can't believe that mitch mcconnell died tomorrow
i unexpectedly slept for 11 beautiful hours last night, a small coma if you will i’m telling the internet instead of my best friends because they all have babies under 2 and likely haven’t had a long stretch of sleep in some time and ya girl can read a room ✨
make the sun jealous by flashing your boobs to the moon tonight
i love being genuine and some people hate that about me so that means i have to keep doing it
Ahem. I just want to say that I am not as unhinged as I could be. Thank you
why am i surprised that my kid begged me to go into a haunted hotel?
once a month, my partner, 5 y/o, and i go on a “family date” together this month’s family date involved bringing carry-out bbq to a brewery & playing board games my heart is so full
my partner made an app to track all of our house project ideas, recipes, date ideas, to do lists, etc to help share the mental load and to make invisible labor more visible to be loved and acknowledged to the point of invention 😭
eating my salad inside a circle of salt for extra protection
some days i’m all what the hell and then others i’m all what the fuck
i’m rewatching veep and mourning the days that it was once a political satire, but now doesn’t seem so insane compared to the actual administration
Most of all, Lindsey Graham should be remembered as a passionate defender of rapists.
