*shirley temple voice* animal crackers in my soup im gonna make a giant poop
Alex
@theunorthodox.bsky.social
Love cats and metal. Hate bigots, fascists, and abusers. He/him. ACAB Free Palestine 🇵🇸
the bristol stool chart he pulled out was probably also the cake he was about to eat
Ben Collins@bencollins.bsky.social · 21h agoOh my god the dietician who is telling everyone in the White House to only eat steak and sauerkraut doesn't wipe his ass.
Reminder that Friday, Aug. 7 is Bandcamp Friday. Also a reminder that @ampwall.com exists. However you do it, support the artists you love. Spotify doesn't pay them shit.
I’m gonna wait for the CFO of LIGMA to chime in
Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins@wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 4h agoGot me out here agreeing w/ the CEO of Bank of America... We're in times, people.
Unclear on what times I can have pizza when it’s on a bagel
Al-Yankovic. Replace Yankovic with Qaeda. Not so exciting now is it
Same old dick it was baaaaack then
Aubrey Van Gelded@neonpherepapha.bsky.social · 8h agoForgot about snapping this in Dubuque
So wasn’t able to get anything yesterday and now I need to focus on staying indoors. I need about $200 by Friday to get things sorted for a few more days not counting food budget I’ll need in a day ish too #HelpSky #HelpFolksLive #MutualAid #HomelessSky ko-fi.com/roboliz www.paypal.me/secretvault
Deciding "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD" is a fine thing to say tells me that y'all have been ethered by your Muslim boyfriends and it SHOWS.
"Jeb!" is the weirdest insult and it feels lowkey racist tbh
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it. Get yourself an egg and beat it
Hey @kenjennings.bsky.social how many times have you soaked
The Noid as a character is Danish-coded, so you might want to tone down the loathing.
