I really REALLY liked The Odyssey (2026) dir. Christopher Nolan! I wore earplugs and thought it was the best-sounding Nolan movie in years and was simply Way Too Loud the screenplay was remarkably NOT annoying until the 3rd act when it became incredibly annoying, still liked it tho

kit sparks 🔥@kitsparks.bsky.social · 7h ago

my butt is in the imax seat for The Odyssey (2026) dir. Christopher Nolan in 5 minutes! pre-registering my takes: I suspect I will consider this a Good Nolan Movie, which means I will have a fun time, but I will find some aspects of the screenplay and sound mixing ✨annoying✨

my butt is in the imax seat for The Odyssey (2026) dir. Christopher Nolan in 5 minutes! pre-registering my takes: I suspect I will consider this a Good Nolan Movie, which means I will have a fun time, but I will find some aspects of the screenplay and sound mixing ✨annoying✨

ozone layer’s recovered air is so much cleaner we have a really effective HPV vaccine which is massively reducing cervical cancer incidence apples taste better and we have more kinds to choose from camera phones have unbelievably better resolution fewer babies die of SIDS

Revan@revan.eurosky.social · 18h ago

So this is basically one of the entry points to becoming a reactionary

figuring out i’m both autistic and bring a guess culture vibe to the function has been an interesting part of my 30s

MRI results came back and my sports doctor said my shoulder structures are the “nicest-looking” she’s ever seen this means no labrum tear, which changes my diagnosis retroactively to adhesive capsulitis aka “frozen shoulder”

kit sparks 🔥@kitsparks.bsky.social · 3w ago

I’m now about to have an MRI on this shoulder, so I have to do the same thing again but this time they’ll put me in the Expensive Tube That Yells

I love and miss my mom but sometimes I remember what a heinous bitch she could be lmao RIP to a fake one 💐

kit sparks 🔥@kitsparks.bsky.social · yesterday

I remember my mom once earnestly telling me that she’d realized she needed to stop telling people their personal aesthetic choices were “brave” or “fun” because they kept taking those as sincere compliments instead of gentle correction as intended 🙃

I don’t care if there are no conservatives on here, but if you’ve ever tried to talk about something other than American electoral politics and had some rando on the same side as you grab the wheel and force the convo there, you should be on bsky’s side about this place needing a little range

Ciara | Ciaraíoch 🎨@ciaraioch.bsky.social · yesterday

"Bluesky is a political echo chamber" okay but I'm mostly here to chat with fun internet people and post art and make jokes, I cannot stress how much I don't care

these tired ass poor ass huddled ass masses be on some yearning shit fr

when I worked in food safety (as a grocery store department manager) literally all of our training emphasized that foodborne illness would mainly kill and disable children, fetuses, pregnant people, elderly, those who are already ill none of us thought it was fine if those people died from salad

The New York Times@nytimes.com · 2d ago

Breaking News: Two deaths in Michigan have been linked to cyclospora. Both people who had the parasite also had underlying health issues.

I am waiting to donate blood and tbh everyone who can do so should do it if only because everyone at the donation clinic treats you like a national hero for half an hour, feels great

me: “Hey man, do you have headphones?” guy listening to video about ancient weaponry at full volume on the bus: “I’m getting off soon. Why, is it bothering you?” me: “…yeah.” buddy…, literally why else would i say anything

Will found a “WALL-E plant” 🌱

there is a strain of lefty discourse where you can’t come to any unflattering conclusions about the populace—those must be explained away by how they are being acted upon by capital—but I think you’ll understand things better if you understand capital can also exploit weaknesses it didn’t create

Acarsdrama is getting funnier * @kitsparks.bsky.social voice* recession indicator

ACARS Drama@acarsdrama.bsky.social · 3d ago

Air to Ground Message: WE ARE IN THE AIR FA BRIBED CHILD WITH BISCOFFS LOL Area: Valparaiso, IN, USA Type: Bombardier CRJ900 A: #a7596d981bb F: #f9043b8f154

while i can’t claim i woke up like this, i did just run a brush through my hair one time and somehow ended up with perfect Betty Boop finger waves

mountains with smoke from the air

gotta love a wikipedia entry that knows why you’re there

The Cleric@thecleric.bsky.social · 5d ago

Sometimes when doing genealogy research you stumble upon stuff that leaves you speechless.

Halifax has cartoonishly pretty clouds again today

a thing I think is confounding the grocery prices discourse is the normalization of all classes having access to fresh, varied, delicious food the degree to which all of our ancestors ate repetitive meals that were mostly extremely mid even 50 years ago is hard to wrap our heads around

5yo, pretending: Dad, watch out, there's an emergency!! Me: Oh, are you a paramedic, a firefighter? 5yo: I am the siren NNNNNYYYYYAAAAAAAAAA-

have you looked at a box of Jell-O recently? the trend is absolutely a retvrn to bold and simple

jess m. 🌤️@jametc.bsky.social · 6d ago

okay THIS is my boomer moment. THIS is my "we must retvrn" conservative hill I die on. we gotta go back to this packaging design. It's so gorgeous, so stark and vivid, you can tell from 10 feet which is which, absolute perfection in design. Packaging today is garbage. This is ARTWORK

Wait does he talk like he's from Quebec for the whole movie??

I don't know why everyone is in such a frenzy to see The Odyssey in 70mm. That's only like seven centimeters big. I'd rather see it on a movie screen thank you very much.

bus driver just doing his own thing ig

My 4 pairs of great-grandparents were: 1. wheat farmers 2. wheat farmer + chamber maid 3. cowboy + cowgirl 4. labourer + “Grandma Emilie was a moonshiner and used to wrestle pigs for money”

kit sparks 🔥@kitsparks.bsky.social · 7d ago

I’m 37 and my grandparents were born in the 40s and 50s 😭 like in 1926 my great-grandparents were 10 years out from marrying each other lol I do know what jobs they had then though, so I’d be a ✨cowboy✨

I’m 37 and my grandparents were born in the 40s and 50s 😭 like in 1926 my great-grandparents were 10 years out from marrying each other lol I do know what jobs they had then though, so I’d be a ✨cowboy✨

Revan@revan.eurosky.social · 7d ago

Enough “what would you do on the commune questions” If you got sent back 100 years and were given your grandparent’s job, what are you doing?

looking up a kids show before letting Will watch it 🫥

The zebra’s stripes are lacking hues, So they don’t compare To You-Know-Whose. Orange and black! It’s what to wear! It’s haute couture For those who dare!