Liam
@rampantpiracy.bsky.social
I have gained this by philosophy: That I do without being commanded what others do only from fear of werewolves.
vou em uma festa no sábado e terei a oportunidade de ficar assim
WHOA whoa whoa. "Relies" on ""metaphysics"" is actually a slur unless said from within the community.
Constant reader, if only you knew the stress and carrying-on we have had in the cartoon tree stump where we live about these 144 plastic skellingtons. Every day has my talking dog been on the phone with the delivery company in search of these undead novelties, waylaid in Kansas for reasons unknown.
La Firulais@thegonzalez.bsky.social · 16h agoOne hundred and forty-four of something is a gross.
NHL preseason starts today, gird your loins.
Micah McCurdy @hockeyviz.com · 4mo agoMired: cheering for the teams with the better players Tired: cheering for the teams with the better looking players Wired: cheering for the teams with the better analytics people Inspired: cheering for the teams with the better looking analytics people
CORRECTION: "Choosin' Texas" by Ella Langley is not the longest-running #1 hit in history. It is still "Oh! Mother May I Have A Lolly" by The Sweetum Boys, legally the only song that existed from the years 1912 to 1916.
Games, I’m buying less Industry is ugly mess RAM, it’s costing more Recommend “AYN Thor”
Ugh, can't believe it's the Autumnal Equinox, and I just discovered that I'm out of henge cleaner.
The Emma Frost x Miss Piggy comic has hit the internet and it's so, so, so much more magnificent than I ever could have hoped for
I kind of love Bruce going "Oh dude, DICK move!!"
Gef the Toking Mongoose@geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · yesterdaylogging on
I’ll say this for the millions conspiring against me: they’ve covered their tracks.
Remember that everyone you meet is fighting a battle you cannot see. Against the mighty army of Invisible Belgium. And you, too, must take up arms against their diabolical European schemes
PAUL: What’s in the box? REVEREND MOTHER: Pain. [PAUL hesitantly puts his hand in the BOX, then FROWNS IN CONFUSION. He pulls out A BAGUETTE.] REVEREND MOHER: Hōn hōn,
You gotta give it up to Earth Wind & Fire for not even bothering to add a Water guy. They were just like it’s fine
other things found in an old photo folder: this remarkable headline about the time the Mets went all-out for one special fan
I watch a lot of streams on YouTube from jazz clubs, and the comments are always an Experience
The thing I like about the X-Men is that if you join it doesn’t matter if you were an assassin or raised in a murder cult or worshipped as a god, at some point they will make you try to teach geometry to a bunch of fifteen year olds.
Sometimes math feels like we've discovered the ancient tomes of a demiurge dictating truths universal to all universes and sometimes you can tell the math was made because some executive wanted higher KPIs for Q3.
WHEN THERE’S TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Oh wow. Yes, very clever! Waterfall treasure! No one’s ever done that before. Lazy jackass WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you
With 747 gone to the big Jumbo Jet in the sky, this year I'm all in on 903 - who was initially known as "Cheeks," one of Grazer's 2016 cubs, but who got the name "Gully" from... *checks notes* Chasing down and eating gulls. And who has a habit of stealing fish from Eagles.
Erin Biba@erinbiba.bsky.social · 5d ago[banging on table] FAT BEAR WEEK FAT BEAR WEEK FAT BEAR WEEK FAT BEAR WEEK www.popsci.com/environment/...
summer draining out of my bones as i shift and transform into a rotting pumpkin
Akira Toriyama is everywhere for those with eyes to see
Goldstein (still not a pseudonym)@goldstein.latinsky.app · 3d agoNeed
If some outlet wants to employ me to write one very wistful eulogy of the Blue Jays annually—whenever their season happens to end—this would be my ideal sports writing opportunity. I don't have "good ideas" but I do have "emotions"