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I read Silmarillion. Enginerd, Dad, homeowner and grown-up BY TITLE ONLY. Broadcast accounts get fucked humorous?: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:76xh7wh5dwb5kqlicheamuvq/feed/aaab6czgoetwo

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Non-Fungible Tolkien@kn3rds.bsky.social · yesterday

Y’know, Listerine has been around for a while, but cavities aren’t where the money is. They gotta get into new markets. Like 24 hour GRAVITY protection. Betcha that’d really float your boat. Or anything, really.

Non-Fungible Tolkien@kn3rds.bsky.social · 2d ago

For those that are curious, 80% of defense contracting engineering is sending an email that says “can I please have access to location X” and then justifying why you’re not an idiot via clearances, forms, etc. It’s fun!

kylie b@roguesquirrel.bsky.social · 2d ago

started watching the bakshi directed seasons of the 60s spiderman cartoon & every so often there will just be a killer shot someone managed to throw their whole pussy into despite all the production limitations

Peter Parker, doused in shadow, at the docks at night. he is leaning on his knee and looking out into the water. the docks and sky are rendered with cool tones of green, blue, and violet in watercolor
Non-Fungible Tolkien@kn3rds.bsky.social · 2d ago

Random memory - I had a friend that was trying to create an AOL username and the prompt asked him “what are two things you enjoy?” and he ended up with the email address potsex1999@aol.com for decades

Gabby HC@scriblit.bsky.social · 4d ago

Hello I have made this due to a mutual having issues with some folks on here forgetting this fact and shouting at him for it. Feel free to use it as a handy PSA x

A crappy photoshop paint image with a red star on blue, in comic sans is the message 'some people on the internet aren't American'
Non-Fungible Tolkien@kn3rds.bsky.social · 4d ago

Welp, I got PiHole installed on our network and I’m KINDA seeing some changes to ad trash being fed to me. What sucks is that the Zuckhole empire embeds their ads in the data served to the app, so pihole can’t filter it by dns entry or type without blocking the rest of that app’s content.