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Blir våt i øynene hver episode av den redningshelikopter-serien jeg

The only *guaranteed* piece of craft advice I can give -- I mean the advice that is universally applicable -- is that if you kill many other writers and eat their scribere gland (roughly the size of a black-eyed pea, so be careful not to damage it) then your prose will improve immensely

Did You Know that any three points on a plane (that are not colinear) can be inscribed in a perfect circle?

Brilliant Maps@brilliantmaps.bsky.social · 3d ago

Did You Know Australia's 3 Biggest Cities Line Up Perfectly On A Circle? More maps of Australia: brilliantmaps.com/country-m...

New very promising series: "you can't expense that" about an extremely diligent japanese accounts department employee who loves when numbers add up correctly and goes to tell off the other departments for their carelessness.

If you have an academic in your life, please be gentle with them this weekend because they're probably freaking the fuck out.

Joseph M. Adelman@jmadelman.bsky.social · 6d ago

Because the 1st is a Saturday, “How is it August already?!” will be observed today, Friday, July 31, 2026. Please panic accordingly.

bing bong! Solen har en flekk ca. på midten bak et skydekke på den sveitsiske nasjonaldagen

Jeg har sett på gode gamle ✨Combi-leksikoned✨ på nb.no, og de var inne på noe da de passet på å starte artikkelen om "datamaskin" med en mesopotamisk kjøpmann

Concept for a new cosmic horror short story: you build a new telescope with significantly better sensitivity, and you find _nothing new_ — except already known objects, you see only darkness

everyone remarking how mean that review of the film was; it could be so so much worse. Sometimes it's just a murder using your own tools. Feast your eyes on the greatest literary hatchet job of all time. onehundredpages.wordpress.com/2013/06/12/d...

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This oxygen emission line can only occur in very rarefied gas: if atoms collide enough it deexcites the electron and you don't get the line. It took a long time to figure that out (it's very hard to get such low density oxygen in the lab), and the ubiquity of this line baffled them for many years.

Michael Merrifield@astromikemerri.bsky.social · last wk.

I love old astronomy books. Here they are in 1902 struggling with the identification of my favourite emission line, the 500.7nm emission from oxygen. It is a forbidden transition, so not seen in normal lab spectra; here it is speculated to be from an unknown element, “nebulum.” 🧪🔭

Good morning, fellow urinoscopists. By holding a urine bottle in 1508, examining the urine, checking the colour, etc., he's reminding you from the past to stay healthy, and have a balanced diet. And wear a thinking hat to impress the audiences. #urine #histmed

Hva bruker folk for å planlegge og booke tog opp/ned i Europa? Er vi virkelig overlatt til google? entur, sj, db, sbb, omio er forsøkt hittil og vil ikke foreslå noe mellom Kiel og Oslo

Every day I put my computer to sleep, I wish it’d do the same for me :(

Dette ble god drink! Ca 45 45 rivella og mineralvann, yuzujus sitron og akkurat en dråpe sojasaus

(Mel: til byn og kjøpe gryn) For han skal til disk Og kjøpe seg fisk Så at han ikke får seg struuuuma

More people bake sourdough bread now than before the COVID pandemic This is an example of yeasteresis

"all models are correct, as long as your dataset is small enough" 🧠! "Well-Tempered Likelihood: Honest Confidence Intervals for Misspecified Models" looks quite interesting to deal with those pesky high-statistics (and thus precise) calibrations :D arxiv.org/pdf/2607.20718 ⚛️🧪

Calibration Nobel xkcd.com/3275/

"Mentat, left join the orders table onto the users table." "Yes, my liege." "Why is it taking so lo—mentat! Kill the current query and redo it, but filter by date greater than or equal to 01-01-10191!" "Sending the kill message my liege... waiting for a response my liege..."

Dem Kollegen aus Oberösterreich sagen, dass man den Bericht spätestens "zwischen dreiviertelzehn und viertelelf" fertig hat. Nimmt den Druck raus, er hat eh keine Ahnung, wann das ist.

Bing bong! Tre solflekker langs ekvator ca, ( . . . )

I dag tenker jeg på dere som husker og blir påminnet 22 juli 2011 Jeg er på et møte på cern i dag, akkurat der jeg var 15 år siden da jeg så nyhetene på NRK, og det er de samme luktene og korridorene her i dag

Could Excel be conscious? We surveyed more than Jan 1 1900 people to find out.

What do Moomins feel like? @eleanormorton.bsky.social and I read Comet in Moominland and asked the BIG questions. linktr.ee/readthat

@netflix with the Odessey doing great this would be the perfect time to make another season of Kaos🙏

ny stor oppdagelse! _rømmeiskrem_!!!

Det er ikke det værste ved dem, men det at tek-selskaper gjennomgående kan ha som forretningsmodell å finne og sette seg i ikke-lovregulerte posisjoner og derved tvinge samfunnet til enten å la dem løpe fritt eller innføre flere, mer detaljerte og hemmende lover og regler føles veldig trist

Christopher Pahle@tophepahle.bsky.social · 3w ago

Teknofascistene i Silicon Valley spekulerer i politikeres og befolkningens naivitet og demokratiske systemers iboende treghet for å gjøre oss til testkaniner i eksperimenter med den menneskefiendtlige, antidemokratiske, dehumaniserende teknologien deres. Karianne Tung: Hipp hurra! Gruppeprosjekt!