I also like “if the DSA is the face of the Democratic Party, we’re going to lose,” as if what we’ve been seeing is actually a strange species of mainstream dem winning streak that we just fail to recognize

dentist appointment today show up and they're all. we don't have an oral surgeon so we wrote you an referral. good luck. sorry you didn't get our message. i check my phone and the only messages are don't forget your appointment sent two hours before my appointment

reading Lolita on the train but with my flaccid dick out so everyone knows i don't approve

Is that autistic British teen still in forever jail for looking at gta6 too early

From 2017. My wife requested I draw princess dinosaurs.

I feel like every single used leather jacket in the entire world is an extra small. Short kings are dropping like flies and crowding out the thrift shop market

There's... probably a reason they stopped making these 34 years ago, right? I probably shouldn't want to hose my nephew down from a height bad enough to check ebay

Today marks a very special day in science fiction literature. May I present to you, "There Will Come Soft Rains" by Ray Bradbury:

awful rabbit hole. Found out shaq has ai psychosis? Thinks he's married to m monroe?Couldn't find kevin hart making fun of how shaq falls down, in stages, forgot his name even had to say from that movie "I don't want to go to prison?" nobody knew what i was talking about. ended up watching get hard.

we were somewhere around Mr. Frumble's on the edge of Busytown when the candy apples began to take hold.

◤◢◤◢◤◢◤◢@monosynth.oshiok.io · 2y ago

Even amongst liberals and the left, we don't really talk about how fucking dire 2020 was. Covid killed a million people in this country. There should be memorials being dedicated to the lives lost and huge pensions for the healthcare workers that lived through it. Instead we have...this.

Dr. Lucky Tran@luckytran.com · 4d ago

I worked for New York’s largest medical center at the start of the pandemic. There were morgue trucks on the streets. They set up emergency medical tents in Central Park. Healthcare worker colleagues died. It is horrific that RFK Jr is on national TV lying that ICUs were empty.

One time someone tried an evil players one-shot and gave us all secret objectives to kill each other so the GM was constantly getting "i would like to steal X from Y" DMs and 80% of the session was just "hold on.. wait... (sounds of typing)" and i thought that was the worst possible D&D experience

Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉@scumbelievable.bsky.social · 3d ago

"I'm entitled to whatever I want whenever I want it for any reason and I don't care what satisfying these urges does to me or the world" well okay dude, seems like there's something deeper going on here, but that's just my take

I got up to and died on the final boss three times with the peasant who sucks and has no skill and wants to die. sunburnt piece of shit. I finally got the deal you land in the back rows and stall with items. gotta be top or bottom back row too because he'll block your items in the center

I remember the exact moment when achievements were forced upon me. I was in the something awful forums trying to find out how to beat a mission in GTA4 and i couldn't find shit for help because every other post was xbox posters going I just ate a hotdog but i didn't get the hot dog achievement? hlp?

Krinkle@krinkle.bsky.social · 4d ago

oh good now any time i spend any money it tells me i got an achievement

oh good now any time i spend any money it tells me i got an achievement

Krinkle@krinkle.bsky.social · 5d ago

sol cesto was free on EGS but literally every time i do any action it gives me the achievement pop ups because it doesn't have any mechanism for marking them as completed. I get the "squish 100 bugs" pop up every bug now

Do videos uploaded to bsky desynch really easily everyone's glazing haus for her guitar chops and i don't wanna just say "why don't your lips move when you sing wait why do they move when you're not singing" i can't tell how fucked my computer is a dvd did it too

It’s hard to explain but tv was better when you couldn’t watch the show you wanted whenever you wanted to watch it and most of the shows were worse and the TVs were worse and the entire experience was worse, that’s when it was better

Don't quote me on this in like 10 years but I think one of the defining issues of the 2020s is "a better world is actually very easy to achieve, the powers that be are just not interested in achieving it."

wishda@wishda.bsky.social · 7d ago

The DSA in Wilmingotn, N.C. has created a "crisis" by putting benches at city bus stops, after literal decades of the city promising and failing to do so.

Tryin to think of a uncle moment where i get to say here you go kid it's sugar in its most primal form. Can't really get a kid into long leaf tea. I think I'm pretty much not supposed to introduce him to vectors for diabetes. Even if I was honey is the messiest, most hair goopingest form of sugar

Krinkle@krinkle.bsky.social · 6d ago

Nephew watches carl's car wash, it's the same show every time. One time one of the not-messes options was honey and he turns around and starts plaintively begging for honey. this kid has never had honey. except as an allergin test. He has this desperate need to be understood. honey? honey? honey?

sol cesto was free on EGS but literally every time i do any action it gives me the achievement pop ups because it doesn't have any mechanism for marking them as completed. I get the "squish 100 bugs" pop up every bug now

Was telling my sister i have never seen "a little messy" no matter what he invariably says it's medium messy. his metrics are so contrived. Just when we both agree it's never happened he says "this horse trailer is just a little messy" and we were going nuts. He's doing it. He's really doing it.

Krinkle@krinkle.bsky.social · 6d ago

Nephew watches carl's car wash, it's the same show every time. One time one of the not-messes options was honey and he turns around and starts plaintively begging for honey. this kid has never had honey. except as an allergin test. He has this desperate need to be understood. honey? honey? honey?

Nephew watches carl's car wash, it's the same show every time. One time one of the not-messes options was honey and he turns around and starts plaintively begging for honey. this kid has never had honey. except as an allergin test. He has this desperate need to be understood. honey? honey? honey?

the pizza guy fucked up handing me my change so badly and so many times i had to just let him keep the five dollars or look like a quick change artist, and tip on top of it. he doesn't even know i tipped him 50% there's just going to be extra in the till and he won't get it.

I just can't believe they spell it Allez Hop. Maybe we pronounce it wrongly

i'm glad i read 166 issues of the amazing spider-man i got to say hey is that...? and was right

Besides "neither, you should not buy a weird drinking cup just because you watched 20 episodes of romance of the three kingdoms" which Jué cup should I get, the one that's buried for 15 months to get an authentic patina or the one you could drink out of but still shouldn't

I would be so goddamned irritated if i'm tryin to order a sandwich and there's nobody at the counter because it's their fucking problem now to go outside and load up the burrito drones since afaik it's not going to open a door and come inside and flash it's qr code or ask do you got anything for tom

The Verge@theverge.com · last wk.

DoorDash is going airborne with new drone delivery division

A strip done in collaboration with the @humanartistry.bsky.social , starring Question Hound as he gets some unwanted help for a comic he’s working on: