They should make a self awareness that comes factory installed

lets go girls

i bring a sort of ‘i fear neither pain nor death’ energy to the pedestrian/driver interaction that drivers don’t really like

Covid lockdowns demonstrated, in a deeply imperfect way, the possibility of large-scale social solidarity for a higher cause. That is a prime reason why so many powerful people want us to run screaming away from them into the comforting arms of selfish individualist competition.

Even I, a faintly notable malcontent, become joyously animated when I get some opportunity to talk about a body of policy I think is important. It is a prerequisite for any public life not built wholly on the base populism of attacking whatever passing dolt the dumb masses fleetingly reviles.

recently bought a shirt with just the logo and it goes hard (they are an employee owned company)

Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢@regimecpa.bsky.social · last wk.

King Arthur Baking Company has possibly the strongest logo game in the flour aisle

Spydere Man, Spydere Man Doth al things a spydere kan Sondry webbes he kan weaven Thieves lyke flyes he kan cacchen Lo! anon cometh Spydere Man!

i have not and probably will not ever recover from this

robert j bennett, ceo, results omega@robertjbennett.bsky.social · 3w ago

I am sorry Gen X fucked this up bigtime for the world, but they did - an all time species wide fumble not to elect The Climate Change Guy at the start of the millennium

are we placing online bets on aqi numbers yet?

convincing people that computers are smart was a huge mistake. computers are exactly as stupid now as they were in 1975, they're just much faster at stupid.

Fucked that there are a million songs about love but only one about baking me a cake as fast as you can

Getting diarrhea like, "Hope this isn't the diarrhea that was on the news"

Would love a reverse swear jar situation where I put a dollar in and it gives me a new and exciting expletive to use

One of these Alexas always lies. One always tells the truth. You must attempt to find and cancel your Amazon order

They should invent a phone I never want to look at

this is just working in hospitality

T@mamafirefly.bsky.social · last mo.

suffering from face blindness while also thinking everyone looks familiar

the trump reverse midas works its magic again

boooed really loudly for bezos in the stands

"norway can only afford extensive social insurance programs because they have a national oil fund that" yeah instead they should give all that money to four or five racists who spend all day on twitter

i will always love the world cup because despite all its flaws, global sports are one of the coolest things that human beings have ever figured out how to do

I'd smoke a joint with George Washington.

it's about to get raucous here in the mission for this game

please, dear leader

Headquarters@headquartersnews.bsky.social · last mo.

Trump: And by the way, on July 4th it's going to be 107 degrees out and I'm gonna go and make a really long speech. Just to show that I can do anything. It's going to be 107.

Someone explain the SCOTUS decision to me like I’m ignorant of historical context, unfamiliar with legal precedent, and incapable of synthesizing complex information.

(I too have an ongoing case of being old. It beats the only known alternative, but the gap narrows all the time.)