Apparently, on Christian album covers in the ’60s, the only thing worse than the hair was the obliviousness to the lewd double entendres.
Lady Strangely
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I acknowledge that my inner bitch is also my outer bitch. Infamous raccoon. I am the powerhouse of the mitochondria.
Puy du Fou France 🇫🇷 is one of the most unique theme parks in Europe park focuses on grand-scale live historical shows, immersive walkthrough villages, and cinematic special effects.
Paul Atreides doth go to a Frensshe bakerye to picke up breade. Upon arriving at the Frensshe bakerye, Paul Atreides doth fynde that the Frensshe bakeres have lefte a box for hym. Paul Atreides asketh: "What ys yn the box?" And the Frensshe bakeres responde: "Pain."
If I were an Ancient Greek that stumbled across an elephant skull, with no prior knowledge as to what an elephant was… I would most likely come up with the idea of a cyclops to explain it too. This a an Asian elephant skull. The nasal cavity is that big hole in the center of the skull.
Late July and the crickets are tuning up in stone walls cutting across old fields and the light comes down hard and without mercy and in the deep wood there comes the faint honk of gathering murder clowns
Ex-husband: Now we do stuff for each other because we want to, not because we have to. Me: Yeah, not "Goddamnit, I have to do stuff for the idiot AGAIN." Ex: Hey, I finished [thing] myself! Me: Good, because I have another idiot to take care of now. Ex: You're collecting them! Me: ... Me: GODDAMNIT
"If your titties ain't capable of knocking me unconscious we ain't got nothing to talk about anyway."
In defense of thiccness
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Look, it's not Canada's fault it takes an entire forest of sage to try to smudge out the U.S.'s evil spirits.
I hope some nice arrangements have been made for the actual Jimothy. A safe shelter, good food and water, maybe a vet checkup.
eshpur@eshpur.bsky.social · 3w ago✣ Medieval Jimothy ✣
The creator of Roger Rabbit (who is 85 years old by the way) is a good sort Crossposted with @openvibe.social
when u come home smelling like another dog #Dog #Dogs #Dogsofbluesky #LifuX
The last time men forced women back into the kitchen we put shrimp in jello. We’ll do it again!
In an absolute maximum of two and a half years, I want to see a LOT of people's arses moved from the white house, the senate, and CEO boardrooms to a shithouse of a cell, in the same conditions ICE is putting POC in now.
GOOD. GOD. DAMN. Macuahuitls in Appalachia? A lot of things pass under those mountains. You never know.
K the Tremendous Autistic Horror Show 🔪🎃@dropoutninja.bsky.social · 3w agoI need y'all to watch this fella saw a fiddle in thigh high boots this is the Appalachia I love youtu.be/FenfMIIQLbI?...