bill and ted should be treated as mythological saints/angels that just show up in stories and anecdotes.
Kevin Fox@michigrim.bsky.social · yesterday
Kevin Fox@michigrim.bsky.social · yesterday
Dudes online are doing sex macro spreadsheets and smashing their faces with hammers to impress each other and mainstream America is like we want the fifty-something with the sad eyes who cries when he holds the baby
Pop Base@popbase.tv · 19h agoNoah Wyle has been named People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive of 2026.
I was So Productive today. Come on Wednesday Alyssa let's keep it up!
LOOK AT THIS SHIT THIS IS THE COOLEST THING EVER I LOVE HUMANITY I LOVE ART
Zoe TunnHELL@zoewithasword.bsky.social · 3d agoI promise I am not trying to be hyperbolic and this is my genuine reaction having just got out: That is the best film of 2026, the single most technically beautiful and artistically inspiring film I've ever seen, and one of the best fantasy stories in any medium. My god, what an achievement
rfk jr is not misinformed about autism, he is a eugenicist rfk jr is not misinformed about Arabs' contributions to science, he is a racist ditto for every one of these depraved fuckers they know
K**wi farms is a nazi site, and the explicit goal of its campaigns is to drive their victims to suicide. Never, ever trust anything they say about anyone.
Kati Knitt@katiknitt.bsky.social · 16h agoif you trust *anything* from 🥝-farms on minorities, you're an absolute tool. it's just 4chan for creepy stalkers daydreaming about hate crimes
Clue and Rocky Horror are both movies about "what if you went to a big manor and Tim Curry was there with devious schemes afoot"
The mcrib was created when Ronald McDonald removed one of Grimace's ribs to create a companion for Grimace but found it too delicious to not put on the menu
Once again going a bit crazy cleaning in the attempt to have things spotless before vacation. I also think watching Hoarders while working is helping motivate me....
One of the saddest things things about studio closings is fans clamoring to save the IP. Never the artists who made it No. What matters is The Franchise, so they can have more games. Games are nothing without the people who make them, but all gamers care about is their toys. It's really gross.
Hayes Madsen@solfleet.bsky.social · 2d agoDoes it need to be said that Mass Effect shouldn’t exist without the developers and team that was working on this game? Either they come back and make the game they were, or Mass Effect dies. kotaku.com/mass-effect-...
Found the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately
![Hello Bone Colleagues,
I have invented a new type of ankle and I'm very excited to show it to you. Early raccoon trials suggest a 60% increase in scurrying speed and dramatic increases in fine motor banditry. I know we are not supposed to create super raccoons, but I think you'll change your mind and professional ethics when you see how cute they are. I believe we are on the cusp of a new era in advanced human scurrying because if medical science has taught me anything, it's that improvements in raccoons correspond 1:1 to improvements in humans.
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[My name]
Chief Bone Inventor
Chair, Department of Foot and Leg Innovation
Lord Mayor, Musculoskeletal Medicine
Hartford HealthCare,
The Bone & Joint Institute at Hartford Hospital.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:nycc7oummopgeptw555s6icn/bafkreicwbyb3msa5cnllbexjrxrmuw2s6qj36aiitv2tp5aos5nsz2pem4)
holy smokes, conan strikes up a chat with a random lady on the subway and she immediately starts riffing on his level, no problem.
On this day in 1999, Cartoon Network aired a 24-hour Scooby-Doo marathon for Halloween. The marathon was filled with little clips between episodes parodying THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT which had been released in theaters just a few a few months earlier. Link below for the first 12hs of the marathon.
Here's a photo of a helicopter landed on Joanne's 227 foot support yacht that follows around her 290 foot main yacht
LGBTQ Nation@lgbtqnation.com · 6d agoBillionaire J.K. Rowling claims trans rights activism is “elitist to its core” - buff.ly/qtMUAft
Ethan Klein dressing up his wife and mistress as Thing 1 and Thing 2 while he was Cat in the Hat for Halloween and knowing his wife didn't know is a level of evil that almost enters the same zip code as his wife leaving a desk job to terrorize Palestinians
I still think AI systems should be paying me 150k per copyright violation. People keep asking me 'what laws do we need for AI?' and I keep saying 'enforce the fucking ones we already have!' There are copyright laws that should be being enforced right now that just... aren't. B/c it's billionaires.
Not the top Steam review of Dressmaker making me cry this morning!
Went ahead and confirmed with an onlyfans link. Looks like Bluesky decided sex work isn't something they want seen now that they have a user base. SW and furries were a lot of the early user base because they weren't censored. Now they aren't appropriate for bsky's ai bro culture goals.
🔞🏳️🌈 Domi, Best Boy & OnlyWans’ Prince @ comms open in pinned! 💜⛓️😈@domiwoof.xxx · 5d agowait what fansly is blocked on bluesky?
there are only two genetic modifications we should to make to cats and dogs. one is to make them live longer, healthier lives, and the other is to stop cat piss from smelling like That
My top surgeon was apparently supposed to read a script about regret rates but just said "we are only truly free if we are free to make choices we regret", which goes hard af and is also what I say whenever I order a sushi boat for 2 to eat in one sitting.