Li0ness
@li0ness.bsky.social
(she/they) Fairly unremarkable. Mostly stuff and nonsense. Board games. Video games. Baked goods. Dogs.
The trend of putting in “comfy,” ✨unique✨ seating at airport gates must be stopped. You’ve taken up the space of three normal seats with your stupid egg shaped executive chair, and a gate that used to comfortably fit 2/3 of an airplane’s passengers now only fits 1/3.
San Francisco is gorgeous, I can also feel myself taking psychic damage every 10 minutes just for being here. The AI and tech ads are unavoidable and soulless, an overly sanitized blight of graphic design against architectural beauty at every turn, punctuated by the eerie ululations of Waymos.
*stands up* Hello, I'm Cassandra and I see obvious red flags. Chorus of bsky Cassandras: HELLO CASSANDRA
Happy 4th of July! Here's an unrelated image!
Do you all ever think how we probably could have just Truman Show’ed him and just gone on with our lives?
'viktor shtrum'@viktorshtrum.bsky.social · last mo.Ok wait NOW he really is watching himself watch himself on Fox News.
Anybody know what rituals or sacrifices I need to perform to appease Blucifer so he turns his gaze from me and torments someone else for once? God I hate flying into this fucking airport.
It is not a big deal to anyone who isn’t me but I just ran the first sub 10 minute mile of my life. As someone who regularly Suffered™️ when that was a twice a year requirement in gym class growing up, I can’t believe it.
Last month I threw away a box that would have been the perfect size for a present I now have to wrap: a millennial horror story
how to honor Vesta today, the last day of the Vestalia: 🍞 bake bread 🫏 pet a donkey 🫙 organize your pantry 💀 check out my game about her priestesses dying tragically as political scapegoats 🧹 sweep the floors wait what was that it's probably fine
Pax Deorum - Playtest Edition by Owl Knight Games, by Jennifer Adcock
Serve the gods, protect the city, save yourself
jen-adcock15.itch.io
I recognize and honor that everyone is of different fitness and ability levels but I do have to wonder about the gym bros that fight for the close parking spaces to said gym in a very empty lot midafternoon on a Thursday. Is walking 100 more feet going to kill you?
Pierce Brown made up a stupid in-universe name for cigarettes somewhere around page 35 and at that point I knew his head wasn't going to get any less far up his ass.
ONeillJones@oneilljones.com · 2mo agoalright y'all, what's the pettiest reason you DNF'd a book? I'll go first- the protag of the book disparaged Star Trek's Seven of Nine and said she wasn't sexy
i think daily life would be much more interesting if every morning you got to choose from one of three randomly selected upgrades (e.g. sliced bananas on cereal, +0.1% to walk speed, homing missiles)
Been holding my ballot up til the last minute and finally filled it out and man it just feels: bad. None of these choices were things that gave me hope, it was just all “which is less bad?”
You used to be able to google the time of the sunset, and Google would give you the exact time right on top every single time. Thankfully, with artificial intelligence, you can now ask Google what time the sun will set and it will conveniently tell you "I don't know."
2:42 am, so I’m waiting on the emergency sleepy time meds to hit me, preferably like a sledgehammer.
the feeling where you're in such a bad mood that you're looking forward to the gym to work it out but also worried that you're going to go too hard because you're so pissy and then injure yourself.
okay yeah there are times when i'm a rule-follower and this is one of those times.
shauna@goldengateblond.bsky.social · 3mo agohappy 9th anniversary to the day we watched Zendaya fall madly in love with Tom Holland in real-time
asking me for a meeting 15 minutes after I arrive to the office is illegal, actually, especially when I have an hour worth of regular morning routine required items I must do daily first thing in the morning.
@naomialderman.bsky.social in celebration of the best app in fitness being back, wearing this for tonight’s workout— little older, little wiser, but it still fits!
Wound up moving last night’s run to this morning and god do I hate peeling myself out of bed to go put in the miles but also there’s about 3-5 seconds after I’m done where I feel like I could fight god. Jury’s still out on whether it makes up for the lost warm cozy time.
For the Badge, my soccer TTRPG, is finally available! I've just released an Ashcan-Demo on Itch. Play out the drama of an athlete juggling the burdens of life both on and off the pitch, just like Ted Lasso! Make your very own club with a unique history! sociable-turtle-games.itch.io/for-the-badg...
For the Badge - Ashcan Demo by Sociable Turtle Games, by Colin Mancini
TTRPG of stories from your football club
sociable-turtle-games.itch.io
I’m at the combination Comedy Central Roast of Adolf Hitler / Reichstag Fire
fuck sam altman forever for taking away the last places where we could engage in good faith: the creative arts, which should be a testament to human ingenuity. i am so mad that everything i read or listen to or admire is now tainted with doubt. do you understand? he is a thief of joy and i HATE HIM
Lock the fuck in, Gumshoes. Carmen Sandiego stole a priceless wax pressing of "One of These Nights" by the Eagles. You've got to stop her before she travels back in time to 149 BC Carthage and trades it to Scipio Africanus the Younger for a kilo of the good shit. *Rockapella bops on stage*
When I was a kid mom used to bribe me with a cinnamon roll afterwards if I would go out with her for a run on Ashland in the mornings. Now I’m an adult and have just come in from a run and a swim and wheremst the fuck is someone with my cinnamon roll? 🥺
