i can't wait to see the back of you. no, stay here. just turn around.

babe we can't fuck yet, i haven't had my creatine

This Emergency Alert could've been an email

tfl: make sure you carry water with you when you're travelling! also tfl: nono, we aren't just gonna give that shit away, you gotta buy it

babe.......... does your therapist hate me?

Yes, the work can pay well but it’s never guaranteed and you can get prolonged dry spells that can ruin you. There’s also a lot of hurry up and wait that goes on. Dates can change and jobs that seemed a certainty can disappear suddenly. The last three years have been disastrous.

Alvaro M. Bedoya@bedoyausa.bsky.social · 2w ago

People think "Hollywood" is rich and famous. The reality? Film and TV is a national industry. It's a blue collar industry. And it is an industry free fall. My latest for @newrepublic.com on how the Paramount merger would crush blue collar workers who can not afford it newrepublic.com/article/2136...

me: hello i would like your stinkiest oderant please perfumier: please don't say it like that

putting on deoderant and then putting on oderant to balance it out

The current geopolitical situation is dire and so I'd like to propose a new solution: bringing sexy back (again)

"£50 doesn't even buy a meal" WHAT MEAL ARE YOU HAVING????

Sky News@news.sky.com · 3w ago

'£50 doesn't even buy a meal': What people think of Burnham's electricity VAT cut

just saw your girl slow blinking at a stray cat

girlfriend mentioned going to ikea and now I'm bouncing around like a dog who just heard "walkies"

logging on

Lily Baker@lilybaker.bsky.social · 2y ago

we should do that "logging on" thing again where you post "logging on" and then a picture of what it looks like when you "logging on" bc you "logging on" and want people "logging on" to you "loggging on" know you're

I need to start a compilation of @mel.bzky.team posts that I know for certain have been sent while she's shitting

what do you mean it's still 30°C, it can't do that, that's illegal

I love when doctors say "avoid stress" like I can just unsubscribe from economy and become a decorative gargoyle

i need to study sam reid under a microscope

just following up on something: did we ever find who took the ram from the ramalama ding dong?

you ever notice how verily is just quaker for "so true"

wait a second, this isn't my feed, it's a profile... [likes another post anyway]

Can we all stop pushing the button please?

we all know what butch is and futch is just femme butch but then what is dutch

Friday night

babe.......... does your therapist hate me?

House on the Highway (1/18)

Maybe for you - I, however, have been learning cat and want to practice my conversational skills

𝔅𝔢𝔦𝔟𝔦𝔰𝔥𝔲𝔷 𝔑𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔴𝔬𝔲𝔯𝔫𝔢@battfink.satan.social · 2mo ago

Still feel bad meowing at cats since a friend years ago told me “that’s like going up to an Asian person and pretending to speak Chinese”

realising on my current rewatch that Interview With The Vampire season 1 is one long "The Aristocrats joke"

For how many of us was Persepolis the first sight of Iran other than American media’s recycled clips of AKs and burning flags. RIP

The Film Stage@thefilmstage.com · 2mo ago

R.I.P. Marjane Satrapi (1969-2026)

That’s what you think

violence@creature.gay · 2mo ago

my therapist: giant evil henry the hoover isn't real, it can't be ridden into battle against you