Lisa Marie
@lisamarietea.bsky.social
SF native in NO. "I have no difficulty holding both logic and feeling at the same time, and it does not diminish my powers. It expands them." -Lawyer Barbie Talk is cheap and whiskey costs money. - Fr. Gilson LMDB, PI, Esq.
I love that I'm just like "wonder what my grandfather's best friend was like when they were younger" and you stumble upon him being compared to Chesty Puller. (Also some insight into what my grandfather was doing in Korea. It was not peeling potatoes LIKE HE TOLD US.)
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I mean my rooting interests were involved but it was still an incredible game.
Joe Burrow Adjusts Gear on Sideline
Alt: Joe Burrow points at his ring finger during the nations championship game in 2020 after LSU has all but locked up the win.
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Cole Wagoner 🚀@colewagoner.bsky.social · 12h agoWhat’s the single “best” college football game you’ve attended live? Not necessarily due to your rooting interests, but the best/most tense/entertaining game.
I don't have a lot of life hacks I swear by but taxi stand over Uber or Lyft at a major metro airport is definitely one. A woman said to a man at O'Hare, "we should take a cab!" And he's like "do they have those here?" Sir. Please use them in major metros too bc they're experts& we need them.
Jay Rigdon@jayrigdon.bsky.social · yesterdayMSY taxi stand coordinator is the kind of job that doesn't really exist anymore. Feels like a true expert position.
Fae: “Tell us your true name.” Me: “…Just my name? No birthdate, no SSN, no fingerprint scan, no address, no mother’s maiden name? Are you sure you’ve even got the right Olivia Waite? There’s like six.” Fae: “What the hell kind of bargains have you been making?” Me: “They call it health insurance.”
There is someone in my life who every time I interact with them I think of Jessie saying about her dipshit brother in A River Runs Through It, "Why is it the people who need the most help...won't take it?" To which Norman replies, reflecting on his own brother, "I don't know, Jess."
Hey, Washington, go vote for @bhennrich.bsky.social today! Everyone else: throw him some dollars so we can get that seat back to actually blue and not the worst fake Dem in the house there is.
I HAVE BEEN SUBSIDIZING WALMART AND AMAZON STARVING THEIR EMPLOYEES FOR MY ENTIRE LIFE.
USA TODAY Opinion@usatodayopinion.usatoday.com · 3d agoOpinion: Mamdani's idea may sound appealing, but it's NYC taxpayers who will take the hit, subsidizing discounts they may never even use.
Okay wait I have now learned that the bayhs were cool as hell and their son is an up and comer in Indiana state politics and the governor of Kentucky referred to him as captain America. And now you too know about Indiana Dems. www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...
Can this red state Democrat and political heir win back the working class?
Amid their shared grief, former Sen. Evan Bayh's son Beau is running for his first job in public service. He is also running to be himself.
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Lisa Marie@lisamarietea.bsky.social · 2d agoI love everything about this. The cookbook it's from. That in the Midwest they'd consider a recipe that involved instant vanilla pudding better than sex. The cookbook. Toasting your own coconut flakes. Have I mentioned the cookbook?
I love everything about this. The cookbook it's from. That in the Midwest they'd consider a recipe that involved instant vanilla pudding better than sex. The cookbook. Toasting your own coconut flakes. Have I mentioned the cookbook?
I am in Indiana so I played 5 min of one on one on the town basketball court and now my outta shape ass wants to die.
Would it be wrong if I stood up in the mustang convertible I am currently in and danced to Pony as it plays on the radio? Better or worse if I do it in front of all the Amish buggies we're currently passing?
All hands on deck for a final GOTV phone bank. Help us drive Democrat turnout at the Ballot Box! Scan the QR and join. When Democrats VOTE, Democrats WIN!
Doing the Lord's work: filling in liberal Indianans on why Gavin Newsom sucks.
Brilliant letter from Stuart Thompson to Jeremy Clarkson about his comments that benefit claimants should write weekly thank you letters to tax payers detailing how they spend their benefits each week.
Dear city councils, please stop rubber stamping the obvious bullshit the pd puts in front of you challenge. Level: impossible. (This chapped my ass so bad when I was a city attorney. Their staff reports were always just blatant garbage.)
Jason Koebler@jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 3d agoExclusive: We obtained a leaked playbook that Flock gives to cops to coach them on "how to speak to city council" to avoid getting their contracts canceled. Includes strategies like "own the narrative" by talking to mayor "before public comment periods" www.404media.co/own-the-narr...
i don't want to "grow my account" or "strengthen my personal brand", i want to frolic unburdened through verdant fields. and shitpost
*tightening him down to my sacrificial altar* like I said, I know Baal
"how do you not know that?" "Oh...right...not everyone has an encyclopedic knowledge of 80s/90s relationships from watching Entertainment Tonight for your entire youth with your mother." Wait till y'all hear about Lyle Lovett...
Saeed Jones@theferocity.bsky.social · 4d agoWait a goddamn minute, Richard Gere and Cindy Crawford were once a couple????
The part of a travel day where you're about to just bash your head against the seat back in front of you so it'll be over... We used to be a proper country!
Honestly, you took Indiana to 15-0 and a national title and a Heisman, I would talk only cash money shit until the heat death of the universe, go off sir
The Comeback@thecomeback.bsky.social · 6d agoDo you ever think about how literally everything is infected by shitty people? Like it is almost impossible to consume art of any sort without going "oop, there's a shitty person!" And you have to do a moral calculus on how shitty everyone is & how it feels to consume that art & I hate it here.
Gavin Newsom has no moral code or unshakeable political beliefs. His primary purpose in life has been serving rich people, which he learned from his dad and continues today.
Gil Durán@gilduran.com · 7d agoLooks like Gavin Newsom is going to bat for California Forever, the Network State "tech utopia" project backed by Marc Andreessen and other tech billionaires. 70% of local residents oppose it. But the billionaires hired Newsom's favorite lobbyist. Welcome to Sacramento. nypost.com/2026/07/29/u...
I just wanna say, in light of recent news (what recent news? Take your pick!) every single difference any of us have is beautiful and makes the world worth being in and along with being terrible for our society, every fucking ism makes every person who carries it the goddamn most boring person alive
Universe really out here just being loud tonight. Aiight. I got it. Message received.
I just wanna say, in light of recent news (what recent news? Take your pick!) every single difference any of us have is beautiful and makes the world worth being in and along with being terrible for our society, every fucking ism makes every person who carries it the goddamn most boring person alive
