My Evil Twin
@lisasingletary.bsky.social
bsky locked me out temporarily and now i'm evil sometimes especially when @yourcatbuttface.bsky.social forgets her password or the app is being dumb or maybe you're dumb ydk i'm evil b*tch! this whole thing could be a plot to steal your jewels! 😈💅
Air Bud should do like Jim Carrey and try some serious roles. Twelve Angry Air Buds, What’s Eating Gilbert Air Bud, Rambo: First Bud, you get the idea.
The best life lesson I've learned from my cats is to simply walk away in the middle of a conversation that holds no interest for me.
first bsky down now my photos won't sync boooooooo technology today
to whom it may concern: we all actually hate your ai created thumbnails they look creepy af
this is not Parker grooming himself or Marty This is just him chillin and staring out the window idk why the tongue is out
i don't always* understand you guys' jokes *a lot of the time
aw snap, been posting to the wrong blue sky for past couple days, was wondering why no one replied im lying. i knew you guys weren't actually in the sky 😐
my cat realized she can look up and now its all she ever does
NEW RULE: EAST COAST AND CENTRAL um... COAST? MUST AT LEAST STAY UP UNTIL MIDNIGHT as a compromise 😐
Oh, i forgot you're all asleep by now 🫠 well... fine
just me and my cats grumpily knocking shit off the counter to the tune of smack that by akon so a normal monday
posting a random contact's cellphone # at 1million followers
𝚄𝚑 𝚘𝚑. 𝙼𝚢 𝚝𝚑𝚞𝚖𝚋 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚏𝚎𝚕𝚕 𝚘𝚏𝚏. 𝙸 𝚍𝚘𝚗’𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚔 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝’𝚜 a 𝚌𝚊𝚛𝚙𝚊𝚕 𝚝𝚞𝚗𝚗𝚎𝚕 symptom. 𝚂𝚒𝚐𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚘𝚏𝚏.
10 non horror to gtkm ig Drop Dead Fred Bringing up Baby Harold and Maude Go Sabrina (og only) My 4 short films i did ig
yt ai mod is a paranoid prudish patty! let us say words!
if i have to censor me, mark L wahlberg, or chat one more time in this vid im editing i will scream
Screaming Controlmypc Cat Meme
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Uhhh just noticed that my long chain of missed notifications includes like a bajillion message requests from random accounts on ig from all in past 24hrs... so... wtf? hashtag mystery for future me