Here’s the bigger ask I mentioned: I owe $6k in back rent. I’ve been selling my limited belongings to reduce the number but it is slow going and I can’t hope to cover it all, especially not in the short time I have. I have enough to cover October rent and little more. More details below.

Stella Sacco@antlervel.vet · 2w ago

Hey everyone. Things have been tough around here and they are about to get worse. I’ll probably need to make a bigger ask soon, but right now I’m asking for some help covering essentials. Next post has what I’m trying to cover. PP: @StellaSacco CA: $sacc No Venmo

We went to the fair!

I live in the car alarm district

Every time I log into the band insta all the ads are for weird haircuts and having autism. “Hey girl… think you might be AUTISTIC??😍💅” style ads. I don’t know! None of your business! I already have a weird haircut!

i might!

my kid had to get an x ray and now she’s threatening to fight her own skeleton

my daughters egg jokes: “Let’s EGG things up a notch!” “This egg has a mind of its yolk.” “Let’s YOLK things up a notch!”

I was tucking my kid in to bed and she looks at me and says “I call it Aunt Everest because it might be the aunt of all the other mountains”

“He’s a HEDGEHOG? Really? He looks like a little blue man!” My mom is learning about Sonic

two of them

Maine situation: elderly neighbor has same 1990s LL Bean dress as me

Massachusetts situation

Going to the fair today

pretty kate machine@littlefreaklibrary.bsky.social · 2y ago

If this flag offends you, I’ll help you pack

awoke this morning with a Vision

reading The Wizard

Guess what

Some big dick bandit is leaving magnum condoms all over the neighborhood

Shapeshifters! Cannibalism! Incest! Small-town crime! (ringing dinner bell) us.macmillan.com/books/978125...

Chimera

A powerful family’s terrible secrets threaten to consume them in Chimera, a visceral body horror novel from Gretchen Felker-Martin, the author of Manhunt a...

us.macmillan.com

Micah@rincewind.run · 2d ago

so I got an advance copy of @scumbelievable.bsky.social's CHIMERA and finished it yesterday it is incredible and delightfully fucked up and if horror is at all your thing you should preorder it immediately

🚨SAW A GUY WITH AIRPODS SMOKING AN OLD TIMEY WOODEN PIPE🚨

Most television shows are too cowardly to have their protagonist poison a dog, but not the 2020 Perry Mason reboot

I heard a song and was telling Mike how I had the lyrics written on my sneakers as a teenager. Turns out I still had them when we met and he married me anyway

Worried I’m turning into my mother (getting bronchitis every fall)

Tie-dye The Fall (British post-punk band) t-shirt AVAILABLE. Dyed on a Night Channels shirt. Comfort Colors tag size XL. Fits between Large and XL at 23" x 29.5". 85 shipped, DM to obtain 🫡

The optician: because of your weird eyes, your glasses will take three weeks to make Me less than two weeks later: maybe they’ll be ready today

Just remembered walking to the bathroom in an airport age 12 and being handed religious material by a cult member. “I… have to pee…” I said, then my mom appeared from nowhere and briskly handed the book back to him.

My daughter asked to take a smoochy face picture of me

#catcrumb