Llama

@llammissar.bsky.social

Professional Computer Toucher ┋ Fake Anime Car Enthusiast ┋ Llamas are pretty cool. ┋ 🏳️‍⚧️ she/her ┋ https://twitch.tv/llammissar

i don't think i talked about how as a prank to my friends i edited the entire 2 hour run of Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children like a ytp and passing it off as a weird link from 2007 i found on internetarchive heres the Sephiroth fight edited like a classic cartoon. The whole film is like this.

A hidden terribleness about the AI translations of older games that keep popping up lately - in this case Tricolor Crise for the Dreamcast - is the way they knock the wind out of the sails of the people who are trying to actually do it properly. LLM version didn't even use the right character names.

Yuvi@yuvi.app · 3w ago

I have been working on this game with a real proper translation for quite some time now. This whole thing has just been a slap to my face for all the time and effort I've put into making something great for this great game. This person gives zero F's about this game; they just chose it because.

It's been at least fifteen years since I started saying "everyone's a girl on the internet" in response to the tidal wave of anime girl avatars. It's a much less effective bit now that people put pronouns in bio, but I do still occasionally get one!

the best part of gradius ii is most of it but its actually that the final enemy, who normally can't fight back, has a telepathically projected 1 pixel hitbox in the middle of nowhere that you can crash into

The final enemy of Gradius II, who normally doesn't attack back, but has a small single-pixel hitbox in front of his face for no reason that can kill you

I always let the credits scroll when I beat a game and it's often revealing. Granblue Relink involved a LOT of people. Like, there's more credits than there is credits music? (At some point I hit the speedup button but it still finished scrolling on... quiet ambient noise or something.)

No one on Earth will ever have the courage to make Next Episode teasers like Tomino did for L-Gaim. ︀︀ ︀︀No one on Earth will also just press random letters on their keyboard to create names like the writers for L-Gaim.

60% drop in reviews if people even smell AI on your game - full supports the investors, developers, and publishers that took a hard "no gen-AI" stance, despite grifters' proclamations that they were "going to be left behind".

Mr. Hands is making SuccuDeck 😈🃏@mrhands31.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Someone actually crunched the numbers, and using GenAI can decrease reviews for indie game on Steam (a useful proxy stat for sales) by as much as *58%* 🤖

i miss the game development era where the next big thing would happen and every major publisher would be required by law to put out their own competitor but they’d also try to differentiate it with a gimmick leading to half of them being by and for crazy people

poison ivy when she was made: hahaha im an evil eco terrorist who will kill humans ahahahaaa. ooh im sooo evil poison ivy now: yeah so im still doing that but now everyone says im "based"?? i fed a billionaire to my plant and like. Batman was mad but he wasnt like. sad about it

…it, feels like heresy to say—even *I’m* surprised I’m saying it—but I think, even if it doesn’t take as directly existential of an approach, Den-noh Coil’s execution of its ideas legit runs circles around something like Lain, while being no less thoughtful or prescient

unhinged eldritch abomination@rhymeswithk.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Friends, #weebwednesday is upon us once again! You know the drill - quote-post with your weebiest hot takes, nothing racist, nothing intentionally inflammatory, have fun with it ♥

nice holystone from baccano, a woman with blonde hair and an eyepatch under her glasses, with scarring all across her face and arms. she is wearing a red vest and is smiling