dude i don't even know how chatgpt looks like

Ayo@darrylayo.bsky.social · yesterday

Guys like this don’t realize that they are the freak

ive done the math. i have to hit knuckles with my subaru outback

space x plans to explode more rockets, destroy a wildlife refuge, and eventually collapse into the rot of its own viscera

FinTwitter@fintwitter.bsky.social · 18h ago

$SPCX - SPACEX PLANS MOON FACTORIES POWERED BY HUMANOID ROBOTS

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A retirement home for depressed millennials betrayed by the internet they once believed in.

LOL. Abdul El-Sayed WON the Democratic Primary in Michigan despite being outspent 10-1! Amazing gaslighting here.

Politico@politico.com · 23h ago

Progressives didn’t get the big election night they wanted

El-Sayed is projected to win the Michigan Democratic Senate primary and will go up against Mike Rogers in November

Everyone wants to be the sex maid or the combat maid or the skateboarding maid but nobody is actually cleaning this fucking mansion! I've got seven fucking maids and not a single one can wipe down a table.

BoringKate@boringkate.com · 4w ago

Been working as a maid at this evil mansion for a month and nobody has put me on a leash. Sex parties every night and I'm never invited. They don't even make me get down on my knees and lick the cum off the ground. They've just got me mopping up after everyone has gone home. With an actual mop!

New: Police are being told to hide the fact that they're using Flock to pull people over and arrest them in both encounters with citizens but ALSO in their official police reports: www.404media.co/do-not-menti...

‘DO NOT MENTION ALPR USAGE’: How Cops Are Trying to Hide Their Use of Flock

“DO NOT MENTION ALPR USAGE TO THE OCCUPANTS OF THE VEHICLE. DO NOT MENTION ALPR USAGE IN YOUR REPORT OR COMPLAINT."

404media.co

Despite my current disdain for electoral politics, I'm still really hoping Michigan pulls through and nominates El-Sayed tonight.

this ain't your daddy's fire emblem

Motoko from ghost in the shell! #GITS

Every day since I cleansed my feed of anti-revolution influencers I become more and more glad I did so.

The fight is left and right because the left believes in science that saves lives and the right is a bunch of delusional fascists who conflate corrupt villainy that they often participate in and benefit from with "the will of god" or whatever

Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez@ocasio-cortez.house.gov · 2d ago

There is pervasive corruption across our healthcare and agricultural systems that defy party lines. I meet with MAHA activists because a lot of their concerns are bipartisan issues that major corporations paint as partisan. The fight isn't left and right, it's top and bottom.

to get a new pc now you're gonna have to trick your city into funding the whole thing like a sports team owner getting a new stadium

Swamp Thing - 9x12 ink commission (2017) updated colors (2023)

spirited away x the ring (chihiro & samara)

Silksong Steel Soul Attempts! Continuing our run from last stream We are on attempt 6 so far. Surely we can finish before Tokon releases... COME WATCH > Twitch.tv/SQuirrel147

Replaying Ocarina of Time, got to the good part

I fucking hate AI almost as much as I hate the sniveling asshole billionaires and shithole corporations who have all forced it into every conceivable spot in our lives. It literally makes everything worse and it makes us worse and I fucking hate it.

never thought short form video would be able to capture a type of humor i can only describe as “the far side-esque” but this comes close.

I hate that I have any kind of urge to see other people's thoughts on media I like because my experience 90% of the time is that people are exhausting about everything nowadays.

Those of you eager to serve wealthy MLB owners as volunteer Pinkertons won’t like to read this, but as usual Joe Sheehan nails the real problem: