Ok, talking about class in vox pops is now banned until it starts making any sense.
Lord Sedge of Sedgley
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Paediatrician. Dad. Mister. Pterry, coffee and humour. Runner. Dog-walker. Christian.
It can be tricky transitioning from child to adult services. Our England guide simplifies the process, sets out key timescales and links to other useful resources and organisations. You can find it here: https://loom.ly/OhCFyMU
Brilliant letter from Stuart Thompson to Jeremy Clarkson about his comments that benefit claimants should write weekly thank you letters to tax payers detailing how they spend their benefits each week.
Here it is. My manifesto for the 2026 Clacton By-Election. It's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. Join me, clean up Clacton and let's make 13th August Bin Day! #VoteBinface #VoteyMcVoteface #YesWeTinCan
In a different time this would have been all over the radio & topping the pops. It’s a banger. A northern soul floor filler. Track 1, side AA, ‘Belinda’s Racist Hips’. Download the full EP for £3.49 from Bandcamp & iTunes. Stream in the usual places. Here’s the Belinda video youtu.be/QJESzyBEC5I?...
Belinda's Racist Hips
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Board: hey marketing, we need a new ice cream name Marketing: how about something that could never sound like a really weird portmanteau Board: weird way of phrasing it but ok
Hot Fuzz - Yes, I Suppose
Alt: Hot Fuzz - Yes, I Suppose
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SMD@anothersmd.bsky.social · last yr.what are some absurd work situations you can share? once i got called into a meeting i had nothing to do with because the consultant brought an engineer and no one in the room could understand him, so they asked me to translate. he was scouse. i translated from english to english.
Simeone. Couldn't have been skied by a nicer person.
It's genuinely incredible that Argentina are in this final, they only switch on with 5 minutes of the game to go... But it's worked until now
Bieber looking like he got thrown out of the Merry Men for refusing to put the guitar down
So far we've taken off one player who was playing well, put on someone who isn't Conceded three goals And made no more changes I don't understand that
Thoroughly chastised about being too defensive after scoring on Wednesday, England bravely opt to not defend AT ALL in the second half?
Lots of "whyyyyyy didn't we play this way on Wednesday????" Argentina didn't let us.
It's a shame that Rice and Saka weren't fit this whole tournament. We're seeing what they can do tonight
Today's #wordle - first two guesses meant I literally couldn't think of what my third guess could be. 8hrs later I've finally worked it out. Stupid word.
Sara Cox - superbly quick this morning on #Radio2 Chap was telling the story of how he met his wife in the supermarket Iceland "Ooooh, did she show you her prawn ring?" 😂 *Just* about broadcastable, quick as a flash. Perfect
Chloe "KLO-E" Maveal@cuntersthompson.bsky.social · 4w agoIt's a bird! It's a plane! No primals, it's TRASH HUMPER THE ZINE THE PATREON! Tons of tiers, tons of ways to get free, digital & physical copies of your favorite unhinged writing on comics, movies, music, and garbage plus some extra goodies. The hype train is HERE. www.patreon.com/TrashHumper/...
Oh, have I not told this one here? Okay. So Grandma had The Charisma.
Hipster Viking Amy@lasrina.bsky.social · 4w agoSummoning @tkingfisher.com to tell the story of her grandma getting like five marriages annulled.
A USA player's suspension, Picked up for a clear contravention, Was lifted by Fifa When Trump gave their chief a Quick bell to demand intervention. www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
Donald Trump confirms asking FIFA to review ban to review Folarin Balogun red-card ban
President Donald Trump confirms he asked Fifa to review United States striker Folarin Balogun's one-match suspension at the World Cup.
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Arsene Wenger in the crowd, guaranteeing at least one person other than the referee who can't see all these fouls 😂 #PARvFRA #PARFRA #Worldcup
Arsene Wenger Interview
Alt: Arsene Wenger didn't see it
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#England running out of fit defenders. John Terry is in the stadium - I assume he has his kit with him? #PANvENG
John Terry on the Football Pitch
ALT: John Terry on the Football Pitch
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England cricket team have a player called Josh Tongue, which gives the Test Match Special team opportunities to say things like: "Foulkes coming in, and he's just edged the ball past the groping Tongue" #filth #TMS
Carry On Matron: Shocked Man
Alt: Carry On Matron: "Oh, Matron!"
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All social media right now: IS YOUR HOUSE HOT? I COME FROM [hot country], MY TOP TIPS!!! 1) do not open doors, windows, or portals to another dimension. Your 2ft thick* stone walls will keep the heat out! 2) if all else fails, turn on ur air con *looks around my 1-brick-thick Victorian terrace