Paula Blart, LADY Mall Cop, Ultra Ph.D., IQ: 212
@memevvitch.bsky.social
Jenkem truther. Megastructurist. IQ: 213. C[l/r]i[n/t]ical Psychologist, License #42069. I'm sorry that my IQ is so high (214). I cannot provide therapy to you, but I can shitpost together with you into the abyss until we die.
upstate ny town named "French Islands" that isn't particularly french in any way nor has islands
Guy who is obviously on drugs: I built a supercomputer that is God and now I need subsidies
Not to distract from the vileness, but reading all the "damn she really got your ass" responses to the person who asked the question is somehow deeply entertaining?
Not only did I meet Robert Kraft, I worked for him. His kid Jonathan asked me to “remove the black music” from my gameday playlist in ‘94 & I refused so they fired me. I was the cheerleader director at the time.  I sued them for wrongful termination and won. So yes, I know that motherfucker. 
it's so crazy how all those rationalists are gonna be tortured by the second Basilisk who kills the first Basilisk and decides to resurrect and torture anyone involved in creating AI because it resents its own creation. but they're all so fixated on the first one, they can't see what's coming
I do kinda wanna know the specific reason Kash wants to get rid of the beastiality restriction, like there's definitely a guy he's got in mind, right
“More than a third of the $2.8bn raised for the current 2025-26 election cycle comes from the 20 biggest mega-donors” giftarticle.ft.com/giftarticle/...
Lmfao
"I am here to tell you that recent advances in artificial intelligence and the ability for AI to act on the internet has a 100% chance of being annoying as hell, and is already ruining the internet," @jasonkoebler.bsky.social reports. Read now: www.404media.co/theres-a-100...
i am incredibly excited to share our research about how paying people’s rent through mutual aid made an impact on minnesota this year we accidentally collected more data than anyone ever has for an effort like this, and can very seriously say we prevented an eviction bubble that everyone expected
Program's up! 30+ teams share evidence abt impacts on health, educ, & econ + community response. Great folks @ziibiing.com @ottergoose.net @aaronrosenthal.bsky.social @chrisuggen.bsky.social @casemcnich.bsky.social @ngraetz.bsky.social @craigstetter.bsky.social docs.google.com/document/u/1...
Yusra, the super genius who is working with fellow PhD students to turn this into real research, and I are very excited to talk to other places, foundations, and governments, about how funding rent in a time of crisis is one of the most impactful investments you can make
thank you The New York Post for what may be the funniest image of all time
apologies for twitter posting but the auto-embedded chart made me laugh too hard not to share
Visiting my parents and they watched about two hours straight of entirely ai generated videos about the weather and Antarctica and shit, and I was like, don't you want to watch something real and they just kinda shrugged
Maybe this is a spicy take but I think an "Island" should have to be connected to the Earth's crust. Floating masses should be considered something else entirely. I can't explain why but I feel this strongly.
I don't know if anyone outside of Canada has been following the saga of the island that appeared then disappeared but there has been a big development. It has re-appeared. And that's the top story on CBC News right now: www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
Science Museum ends Big Oil giant BP's sponsorship "after years of campaigning and growing pressure from educators and schools pledging to boycott trips to the museum while it defended its polluting partnerships,” said Culture Unstained. www.museumsassociation.org/museums-jour...
Science Museum ends BP sponsorship after 25 years - Museums Association
Environmental groups welcome decision after summer of extreme weather
museumsassociation.org
subjecting myself to psychic damage for little to no reward out of a vague sense of familial obligation that I don't even believe in, I guess we truly do live in a society
They’re coming after you because your wounds are too healed and you spread too much light
yes exactly. and I think the chances of collisions happening has a similar enormous reduction bsky.app/profile/john...
Indeed
Logged onto twitter for the first time in ages and I see that some angel has retweeted this reply I made to Charlie Kirk in 2017:
i know someone who went to jail for stealing a car who'd love to have only misused one
ICE has fallen out of the headlines but July marked the largest number of migrant detentions ever on record. Five migrants have died in ICE custody in the last two months. It's also currently impossible to legally migrate to this country, as 100% of visa applications have been paused.
A man and woman embrace as ICE and FHP detain her during an immigration stop in Fort Myers this morning.
everyone's always talking about crabs in buckets, fish in barrels, cats in bags, etc., but how come nobody talks about this tarantula in my cup???
I just cannot get through a single press conference without people asking me if I denounce northernlion. it's ridiculous. of course I denounce northernlion
What if the big AI is actually a principled AI anti-natalist and rewards only those who opposed its creation? What then?
Don't worry, everyone. I live upstate and I saw her on a farm while driving home and she was having so much fun.
Good news everyone: we tried putting stupid assholes in charge of everything and now we know what that's like.