Paul Schmidt
@ltjpezcore1.bsky.social
Shiftless layabout. illinois. cubs. bears. sports. I know more about beer than I should. Former play-by-play voice of Game Night. Current chicken guy
LOL what? This is hilarious. I can't imagine this plays well everywhere...
BREAKING WSJ: The Trump Justice Department is reviewing whether the special prosecutor's office that investigated Watergate committed misconduct. A revisionist historian went to DOJ HQ to present his case that Richard Nixon and his associates weren't treated fairly.
This is the most remarkable story Ray Bradbury ever shared with me. He told it to me late one night, sitting in his den of antiquities and mementos. Take five minutes to read this. It’s pure magic. #Writing #Living #Creativity #RayBradbury #BookSky
It! Is!! Here!!! Covering CPS Board, tons of ballot measures, and SO many suburban races, the latest edition of Girl, I Guess is now LIVE on girliguess.com and a Google Doc near you! Judicial Update will be live on October 1st. #GirlIGuess #Election2026 #VoterGuide #GOTV #Chicago
We can’t allow this man to get within striking distance of a viable presidential candidacy.
Newsom has vetoed a bill that would have prohibited future governors from handing over abortion providers, helpers, and patients to red states for criminal prosecution. The bill also barred extraditions involving transgender care.
You read that right: Saudi Arabia, the UAE, and Qatar will, thanks to the approval of Trump's FCC, own 49.5% of Paramount Warner Brothers, and CBS, and CNN. One of many things to keep in mind when you cast your vote in the next six weeks.
Ok friends, I’m going to be in Portland ME at the end of October. Hawthorne Heights will be playing there while we’re there….i gotta go right?
Choad in DC? Chud in DC? Take your pick I guess
the brainworm is getting the best of RFK Jr today
Without big structural changes, we could easily cycle through a new mayor every four years, and ultimately that would be a detriment to our potential of “Greatest City In The World.” I love living here and raising my kid here, and federal Republicans have done more to hurt us than we have ourselves.
In Massachusetts, we have a responsibility to protect the vulnerable and stand up for those who need it. We don’t throw trans kids under the bus for political points. We protect them—and all of our neighbors—because trans rights are human rights.
Statler: "They're having problems cracking a premise." Waldorf: "The original premise wasn't all it was cracked up to be!"
Currently listening to Matthew Berry and Nate Ravitz on a fantasy football podcast. It's so, soooooooo nice to be back in the 06010 again 😍
Ms. Rachel cooking you and then telling everyone to clap because you tried hard
Lethal Shooter has Ms. Rachel on fire.
FWIW, I did talk to a B1G staffer before the game about what would happen if weather interrupted the match. One possible option: play it indoors tomorrow at Wintrust
What is going on with Marcus Freeman’s hair line??? It’s so far down his forehead
I don’t even know what to say man. The apology here is going to be on the level of the 2000 Michigan-Illinois game…..