Ronald McDonald is a clown but he doesn’t really do clown shit he’s more a guy who likes that look
me: guess i’m not beating the sleepy little guy allegations firefighter cutting me from the wreckage: try not to move you’ve lost a lot of blood
bro send help immediately they are beating my fucken ass at the intersection of art and technology
every job i see these days is like: LEAD CONTENT ANALYST, Puppy Killing Factory (remote). $350,000 - $500,000. You will edit our internal newsletter (circulation 500). Associate Editor, Nonprofits, Global Good Magazine (in office, NYC). $27,000 - $28,000. Lead ALL of our fundraising efforts!
You need to be in an office to ask Claude to spend tokens to do your job for you.
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The next James Bond should be Gary Oldman in his Jackson Lamb persona.
wait you can make a future of post without laying off 10-30% of your staff? obsidian.md/blog/future-...
The future of Obsidian plugins
Introducing the new Obsidian Community site and developer dashboard.
obsidian.md
why breed dogs with jaws large enough to tear through Flesh, when you could breed dogs with minds large enougj to tear through Fallacy.....
Donald Trump due to your recent erratic statements and actions I believe you may be suffering from undiagnosed adhd and/or imposter syndrome. Please watch Bo Bornman "Inside" immediately !!!!!!!!!!
OPT OUT & say NO to #GitHub using your interaction data to train & improve its AI models. 🚨 GitHub is the next company to choose to opt you into having your data used - by default. 🚩 Opt out in Settings -> Copilot -> Features. Under "Allow GitHub to use my data for AI model training" → Disabled.
Boost your unit's morale with this easy trick discovered by a Brigadier. Enemy generals hate it!
This is precisely how a government sets up the framework to install a backdoor, create a firewall, and switch off the internet when it's convenient for them.
I have a simple solution: just punch everyone wearing ray bans and sooner or later no one will wear them. "but liz not all ray bans are pervert glasses." sorry, gotta break a few eggs to make an omelette. www.wired.com/story/the-ri...
The Rise of the Ray-Ban Meta Creep
Between pickup artists and juvenile pranksters, the wearable device is becoming associated with pests of all kinds.
wired.com
I've said it before: I genuinely consider it a moral imperative that people my age and up bang the drum about what the Internet used to be so those younger know that there's nothing inherent about what it is now. The Internet doesn't have to be this; its culture can and has belonged to people.
derek guy@dieworkwear.bsky.social · 5mo ago2006 internet: RSS feeds, forums, communities of hobby blogs, where people post about interior design, fashion, and music for free 2026 internet: sponsored content, paid partnership, buy my merch, try my supplements, invest in my crypto, click link in bio to unlock the secrets of life for $30
2006 internet: RSS feeds, forums, communities of hobby blogs, where people post about interior design, fashion, and music for free 2026 internet: sponsored content, paid partnership, buy my merch, try my supplements, invest in my crypto, click link in bio to unlock the secrets of life for $30
the .mkv file format is cool because when you see it you know it's being used to break the law
Anthropic marketing team preparing “Our Plagiarism Machine DIDN’T Start World War 3” TV spot
this is why you should *never* hit someone with an rpg. it’s dangerous, it’s shitty, and it’s wrong
⛩️ 𝑫𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒉 𝒃𝒚 𝑯𝒊𝒃𝒂𝒄𝒉𝒊 ⛩️@deathbyhibachi.bsky.social · 6mo agoPhysics of a direct hit from an RPG type projectile
One of my most deeply held beliefs is that refusing to name truth makes you stupid--literally degrades your intellect.