thanks to a bot i have learned that this post was in iambic pentameter, proving how far ahead i am of all other posters
Charlie Kirkland Signature@luv2cuss69.bsky.social · 3d agoi'm serving cum. i'm giving semen slay.
Charlie Kirkland Signature@luv2cuss69.bsky.social · 3d agoincels over here treating women like metal subgenres and I sincerely think most men just like pretty girls. booba and buttocks. smile. attractiveness is 99% just what feels right
Playboy@playboy.com · 7d agoWhat are the incel men up to over on X? Focussing on a quirk of women’s bodies most of us have never even thought about before now. Our take? "Making women mad and getting likes from fellow incels is all they have going for them." Read now: www.playboy.com/read/sex/the...
DR. EVIL: You know, Scott, ever since acquiring Austin Powers' mojo, your old man has been...hitting different. SCOTT: Hitting different? *scoffs* What? DR. EVIL: That's right. You see, I'm slaying. I'm serving cunt, Scott. SCOTT: That's not even what that means - DR. EVIL: Serving "pussy."
SoftBank’s investor presentation is one of the greatest things ever made. I’ve been thinking about it all day. These are the real slides shown in a speech where Masayoshi Son said he wouldn’t retire for at least another decade. The goose stuff is truly demented. Bravo group.softbank/media/Projec...
“In the Hills, The Cities,” Clive Barker (1984)
Kelsey Atherton@atherton.bsky.social · 2mo agothinkng about the best tweet
just wanna make sure everyone sees this. i'm taklng accountability
Charlie Kirkland Signature@luv2cuss69.bsky.social · 2mo agothere's nothing to be frustrated about. if criticizing the democratic party is morally equivalent to infanticide, then i cannot do it under any circumstances whatsoever. it is profoundly immoral. i will never do it again. you won.
🎶 Well, the word got around, they said, "This kid is insane, man" Took up a collection just to send him to the mainland "Get your education, don't forget from whence you came, and The world's gonna know your name, what's your name, man?"
Ben Collins@bencollins.bsky.social · 2mo agoCircumcision Tylenol
Got a notification from a medieval copyright lawyer
I choose to believe this is how most 90s arcade race tracks were initially conceived #gaming #retrogaming #arcade
Can we get one of these for Bimbo Husband
OpenAI and…the United States Military…are teaming up to notify YOU that your son has been KILLED IN ACTION. Click here to speak with your son via AI one last time
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Callers to Washington state hotline press 2 for Spanish and get accented AI English instead
Callers to Washington state’s driver’s license agency who select automated service in Spanish have instead been hearing an AI voice speaking English with a strong Spanish accent.
apnews.com
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step. 1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
I keep thinking “my god the people they’ve killed seem like exceptionally good folks” and I think the lesson there is that they’re not exceptional, but that wonderful people abound and that a baseline distrust in humanity is a shitty conservative trope that privileges power over collective strength
post malone ergo propter malone@proptermalone.bsky.social · 6mo agoyou don't become a martyr because you were a saint, you become a saint because you were martyred
Yesterday, Minneapolis gave us hope. That’s what they’re trying to kill: the will of a people who are willing to fight them.
there are too many posts on here about "world events" and "AI" and not nearly enough about "Mitsibushi Delica"
Only 15 days in and we have a strong contender for most embarrassing headline of the year. Ben. Shapiro. The guy who can't get his wife wet. The guy who needs an old person to open the pickle jar for him.
I am hearing that on his deathbed Scott Adams received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet!
girls always love to telling people about " lifespan" but they do not care of, "life's pan"
Happy anniversary to Dreamcast, the dream continues to live on #sega #sonicthehedgehog
セガ公式アカウント@sega.jp · 8mo ago本日、ドリームキャストの誕生日。 1998年11月27日、ドリームキャストは登場しました。
Favorite part of this piece is that Steiner is canonically called "unc"
Liz Bushouse@lizbushouse.bsky.social · 11mo agoDon't miss this amazing interview with one of FFIX's English translators, talking about the process!
You want to get your shit bounced on "stupid style?" Well. I'll have you know, that my girl does nothing "stupid style." In fact she slops my shit very intellectually