If you still like Drake u can unfollow me plz

Mfs still will purchase sports games, they do not care. The irl Saudi sports washing has already made ball-brain folks compliant. Fuckin emirate NBA championship trophies and shit.

Lauren @oglauren.bsky.social · 16h ago

Who do you think will buy Madden, NBA, etc? 🤔

Nope! 😎

Parks and Rec: Childfree Statement

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Vlad ⚓@vjlonir.bsky.social · yesterday

All y'all got kids!?

Not them being up to 12 states. abcnews.com/US/12-states...

At least 12 states face cyberattacks on their water systems, sources say

Possible cyber intrusions targeting water and wastewater utilities have now been reported in at least a dozen states, multiple sources told ABC News.

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Both. Like I love micromobility devices that go fast, and playing/dancing with fire but I will do everything possible to stay in the house and maintain my own comfort and away from social interactions with strangers that could cause me emotional damage.

EnchanTRIS✨✨✨@myobsexssions.blacksky.app · yesterday

Are you an adrenaline junkie or risk averse?

Yall really been out here raising children the last 20+ years… that is wild to me! Yall are real responsible adults & then there’s me cosplaying out here

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Probably just dehydrated

These niggas might win. I'm developing eye and finger twitches and tension headaches. It's week two.

Maaj@maaj.selfhosted.social · 2d ago

Fuck it, Imma just keep trying until these motherfuckers fire me or promote me.

Y'all gon have to hear this bassline every time you pull my page up, idc.

ᴛʜᴇᴇ ᴅᴏʟʟ 🎀@jessijeannie.blacksky.app · 2d ago

what song would you have playing on your page if we could add music?

KILL ALL BILLIONAIRES

& still I rise, fuck nigga.

Told you mfs would start dying butt-first.

Phil Lewis@phillewis.bsky.social · 2d ago

Two people have died from cyclosporiasis in Michigan, marking the first fatalities in the largest U.S. outbreak of the intestinal illness

Yes bruh. Go buy some life straws. Do yourself a favor and look up how much water a data center uses. Then, go find Erin brockovich's map of data centers. Finally, go find out why CISA is telling water treatment centers to disconnect from the internet.

Donté Dvone@dontedvone.bsky.social · 2d ago

Do y'all really think there is going to be a water shortage?

Fuck it, Imma just keep trying until these motherfuckers fire me or promote me.

Preparing myself for the shittiest Monday.

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THE parthenogenesis video that just got 1 million views on Instagram yesterday haha... imagine getting pregnant out of thin air after not seeing a man for 16 years

Peaceful shift almost over And here comes a nigga halfway across the country fucking my work up and pissing me off.

i still currently believe that free and open-source software bundled with self-hosted options are the only sustainable path forward for content creators longterm we should be educating and sharing knowledge on these tools now more than ever

Ms. Ferguson... Rebecca... huge fan of your work. Can you PLEASE come kill me

Aiden Abett@cheatlines.co · 4mo ago

I got worried that someday I wouldnt be able to access the video of Rebecca Ferguson talking with a toothpick in her mouth like Chow Yun Fat so I'm putting it here to keep it safe

You start coughing a little too much by me and ima get pissed off.

If you’re flirting with me, just know that idk that. I really am dense when it comes to that stuff so it has to be overt cuz I just think people are being nice fr.

I’m just going to pretend this is Blade

Your Mother Your Mother Your Mother | Official Teaser Trailer

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Here’s the thing. Nothing is going to change until we collectively hit rock bottom. So you need to be building community. Are you building your community? What do you offer?

the President of this country is shitting on himself every 2-3 hours underneath $10,000 Brioni suits while y'all have entered day 7 of arguing about professional dress standards. please get the fuck out my face.

I’m just gonna say this here because idk where else to say it but we can tell each apart from neurotypicals in the wild & we are fully aware neurotypicals are ready to throw us under the bus

mcc@dryad.technology · last wk.

It was never going to stop at trans people.

I want Black women to know they are a person outside of relationships/marriage, parenthood, careers, etc. Fall in love with yourself and see your worth without outside influence

LOOK AT THAT GIRL

Disclosure Day is dogshit from start to finish.

I mean, A24’s “The Green Knight” is excellent.

Jesse Hawken@jessehawken.bsky.social · last wk.

Studio execs are going to want to adapt more poems for the big screen now