I wrote this speech and am very pleased with how well he delivered it.
Dan Diamond@ddiamond.bsky.social · 3d agoTrump claims Hollywood stopped using Italian names in mob movies because of discrimination fears. “You weren’t allowed to use Italian names,” Trump says, speaking at an event to honor Christopher Columbus. “I said, no, no, you have to understand the Italians, they love it.”
If you are so extraordinarily stupid that you fall for a standard Republican trans panic ruse, I cannot trust you to represent me in office. This is like media literacy 101. Your colleagues are going to run circles around you. Dupe you into anything. I'd be safer running and representing myself.
Seems like a good sign if the GOP is using gig employees as canvassers
sports present the unusual situation of having to make a challenging decision in real time at your job while Tootsee Roll by 69 Boyz blares
I just hope everyone's having some fun out there
I will never hire someone who comes to a job interview
Cut my wife into pieces She is a chocolate torte As a husband, I'm grieving And also a baker who is beaming
it also looks like he stole his mustache off the guy behind him
The New York Times@nytimes.com · 3w agoBreaking News: A sheriff in California was ordered by the state Supreme Court to return about 650,000 ballots to election officials after he confiscated them for an investigation into voter fraud that state officials said had no basis in fact. nyti.ms/4hejTBu
<<<You have joined Hogwarts Magical Muggle Chat>>> Me: so like when Dobby gets dumped, does his partner just give him a sock, or <<<You have been banned from Hogwarts Magical Muggle Chat>>>
I came up with some more inane bullshit for everyone to argue about!
🎶 choosin' breakfast/taco belllllllllll 🎶 "Again, sir, this is a Wendy's,"
🎶jackin off to Taco Bell/Choosin Tex Mex cause I smell🎶
I can't believe Trump intervened to block Susan Collins from releasing "Choosin' Texas"
"Choosin' Texas" would have been an extremely meh Sheryl Crow-esque song with slightly different words like 25 years ago. I will not be elaborating further at this time
Still getting used to daycare policies. They make us label EVERYTHING: a real pain when sending loose cigarettes! We questioned it, but they explained the babies all smoke different brands, so it makes sense.
Ms. Piggy, listening to One by Metallica: Darkness?? Imprisoning MOI???
that man absolutely got his taint stepped on
I'm on the Dr. Pepper plane piloted by Lane Kiffin, and he keeps getting on the intercom to let us know he has "enough fuel to get us to Thailand if we want."
As a pragmatic centrist, I read the Niemöller poem differently. After each group mentioned I pencil in what percentage of the population they are, and if it’s a small number I cross off their names as disposable. Poetry is fine but math wins elections!!
20 year old me = actually my youngest brother right now. He is inexplicably a huge Clippers fan but I was a smug little libertarian so who's to say who's more disappointing
Beaux 🕋@obsidian.blacksky.app · 4w agoWould 20 y/o you be impressed or disappointed by you today?
it’s still early but my fantasy team is crushing. I probably could have won with sauron alone
