I solved the daily #CluesBySam, Aug 5th 2026 (Tricky), in less than 10 minutes 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 cluesbysam.com
Clues by Sam
A daily logic puzzle where you deduce who is a criminal!
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Marc Channick
@marcchannick.bsky.social
I'm here for a long time, not a good time
"YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND - I'M CRAPPING IN PUBLIC BECAUSE I'M SO HEALTHY" I calmly explain as I am dragged out of the restaurant and booked into custody
Ben Collins@bencollins.bsky.social · 24h agoOh my god the dietician who is telling everyone in the White House to only eat steak and sauerkraut doesn't wipe his ass.
I solved the daily #CluesBySam, Aug 3rd 2026 (Easy), in 03:34 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 cluesbysam.com
Clues by Sam
A daily logic puzzle where you deduce who is a criminal!
cluesbysam.com
It's fun watch Bari Weiss grasping her way to figuring out what journalism is through her hires at 60 Minutes. Is it when you ask a prominent person a question and nod? Is it when you make sure that something Benny Johnson said on Twitter makes it into a reported story despite it not being true?
And I would do anything for clicks Oh, I would do anything for clicks Oh, I would do anything for clicks But I won't Douthat
I solved the daily #CluesBySam, Jul 28th 2026 (Medium), in 03:43 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 cluesbysam.com
Clues by Sam
A daily logic puzzle where you deduce who is a criminal!
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@joshgondelman.bsky.social "I told him to suck my sharp dick" is funnier than an 8 word sentence has any business being.
McSweeney's@mcsweeneys.net · 2w ago"My unstoppable #grindset has earned me the adulation of thousands of men who are only allowed to see their children with third-party supervision present, as well as those guys’ teenage sons who hate them."
kids, i have something exciting to tell you. I just financed a cybertruck through x the everything app. also your mom left
the corruption number here makes me want to turn into the joker and then, as the joker, turn into a significantly more unhinged joker
Polling USA@usapolling.bsky.social · last wk."Who's better on..." 🔵Women's Rights: D +18 🔵Environment: D +17 🔵Democratic Norms: D +10 🔵Cost of Living: D +4 🟣Political Violence: Even 🟣Wars/Terrorism: Even 🔴AI: R +1 🔴Corruption: R +1 🔴Guns Control: R +3 🔴Immigration: R +5 🔴Crime: R +14 Ipsos / July 26, 2026
*making the jackoff motion so hard I sprain my wrist and am forced to rub Ivermectin on it*
The Atlantic@theatlantic.com · 2w agoA lot of people in public health believe that MAHA is “nothing more than a subversive anti-vaccine, anti-science syndicate,” but the movement is an opportunity that the public-health sector “cannot afford to squander,” Craig Spencer argues:
Once again, (and whatever you may think about the poster), this post from 2024 is a true skeleton key to understanding the media treatment of Trump vs literally any other politician in US history:
David Roberts@volts.wtf · 2w agoThe US press *covers* Trump, I'm not saying they don't. But you can tell when they *care*, when they are genuinely *angry*. They were furious about Biden & Dems constantly. You could feel the umbrage. They don't get angry about Trump. He doesn't seem to offend their sensibilities the same way.
Looking extremely alive there, Sir
Red@redpainter1.bsky.social · 2w agoTRUMP IS FULLY ASLEEP ON STAGE AT THE WHCD
Me when I am asked to share literally anything:
hourly wah special@hourly-wah-bot-sfr.bsky.social · 2w agohttps://api.tinyfox.dev/hourly/wahs/photo_272@22-02-2018_02-48-44.jpg
good thing @jaketapper.bsky.social is a stalwart Defender of the Troops and will be all over this blasphemy
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2w agoTrump on fallen US troops: "All of them said very strongly, 'We cannot let Iran have a nuclear weapon.'"
He's married to Paula White-Cain, one of Trump's "faith advisors" (the false prophets who randomly lay hands on him), so this is...not surprising?
Luke O'Neil@lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 2w agoYou know it's worth writing an article about when you won't even put the guy's name in the headline.
Creed's Scott Stapp Halftime Stunt
Alt: Creed's absolutely dumb as hell Super Bowl halftime show
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Micah@rincewind.run · 2w agohonestly if they were gonna do one they should have just run a super bowl halftime show instead, give it all to one performer and do a ridiculous all out spectacle
Can’t sleep? Simple methods that work: • study hurricane forecast • who hates me • what did i forget • relive supreme humiliation • win 12-yr-old argument • buried alive? could happen • what i did vs should have done • dead people i miss • what if i’m bad • why do i say stuff • what’s my fuckin deal
Excalibur - nudity, gore, weird magical shit everywhere, and THE CARMINA BURANA
Patrick Klepek@patrickklepek.bsky.social · 3w agoDo you remember what *your* first R-rated movie was? I finally asked my mom (I couldn't remember), and she told me it was The Lost Boys when I was roughly the same age as my daughter (about 9). The movie traumatized her more than it did me, apparently
This person was blocked for enjoying a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?
USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST@blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 3w agoI don’t give a fuck how many racist 🔔🔚s voted for Trump.Kane is the captain of England and hadn’t the wherewithal to realise playing golf with a pedophile racist rapist was not a good look and all his fan boys argue is that other well known people do it.No self respecting person would do it.Jog on.
SPOCK: you are being.. highly illogical ME (WATCHING TV): ok he's got you there kirk KIRK: but mr spock, mankind did not, endeavor to, reach out and, touch the stars, armed only with, cold hard logic, but driven, by our passionate impulsive, illogical humanity ME: hey yeah fuck you spock
Everybody Is Twelve Theory remains undefeated
Right Wing Watch @rightwingwatch.bsky.social · 3w agoMAGA cultist Eric Metaxas was outraged by seeing an air quality alert triggered by the Canadian wildfires that suggested people limit outdoor activity: "How dare they say that. Who has the right to tell me or you or anyone anything? It's a free country. I can do whatever I want."
@faineg.bsky.social this could be your moment
Cooper Lund@cooperlund.online · 3w agoSo if you’re AMAB, exposure to T makes your body produce estrogen as well. I am pretty sure the US Army has good doctors, but it would be fun if Hegseth’s plan backfired, causing all our big Army boys to grow big naturals.